Highs: We got all sappy over kissing robots. We watched the Muppets do Beatles covers. We figured out how we’ll keep super-duper warm this winter. Scanner Brian found his new girlfriend. We learned that if we get fired there is still work out there...

Miley Cyrus talked about her “mistakes” on today’s Today show (where she also performed that pole dancing song). [MTV] Do you want to smell like Kim Kardashian? If so, you’ll be super excited about her new fragrance. [People] What...

Wouldn’t you prefer to work ten hour days and have your Friday’s off– year-round? The Republican Governor of Utah, set to become our Ambassador to China, thought it might free up some money, energy, and roadways when he implemented...

The McDonald’s what burger? [AdRants] Amber Rose, Kanye West’s girlfriend, is proud to be called a “bisexual freak stripper.” Good for her. [The Inquisitr] Jon Gosselin is becoming douchier by the day. And if you’re lucky...

A second trailer for Spike Jonze’s “Where the Wild Things Are” has been released, and believe it or not, we love it more than the first one. [Flavorwire] Britney Spears is busy showing off her bikini body. [Us] The wife of Monkees singer...

The mother of Jude Law’s soon-to-be-born fourth child is a super-hot model. Go figure. [The Inquisitr] Hank Williams’ granddaughter Holly just got engaged. [People] Speaking of old-school country music, this video of a five-year-old singing...

Apparently Meatloaf will do anything for cash. This is like a double-whammy sell out, kids. [VideoGum] Have you made your way to the newest new online news source The Faster Times yet? [Faster Times] The Pope: he’s just like us! No, he’s...

Just when we thought we were getting thinner, the media has to go and remind us that clothes are actually just getting bigger. [CNN] Jim Carrey is going to be a grandfather. [Yahoo] In case you’ve forgotten, Mel Gibson is not only an adulterous...

This little lamb was born with five legs and six feet. [The Inquisitr] A new study posits that C-sections protect the pelvic floor from damage that may cause incontinence or sexual dysfunction in their children later in life. [LA Times] A federal appeals...

Highs: We learned how to spot 40-year-old virgins. And how to like our jobs more. And how to make babies in outer space at Christmastime. Mary Louise Parker will be getting naked after all. The Hoff came back into our lives, however briefly. Sort of. We...

Lance Armstrong and his girlfriend Anna Hansen welcomed a baby boy last night. [The Inquisitr] Is it okay to call a woman a “douchebag?”

Sounds like a perfect combination to us…