We’re taking the day off tomorrow because we’re both awesome and lazy, so we decided to cram “This Week In Gayness” and “This Week In Sex” into on big, orgasmic, orgiastic post. And it kind of works… First, we...

Let these gay German penguins serve as a reminder to us all: two males can raise a happy, healthy baby. [The Inquisitor] Whitney Houston promised to always love you. And she’s keeping her promise.