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Lunchtime Link Love: Viagra Desserts

The allegedly closeted (and recently straight-married) Governor of Florida is fending off new questions about his sexuality after a photo turned up showing him getting cozy with a man– the President of the United States. Apparently, there’s...
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While You Were Sleeping: Farrah Fawcett’s Secret Lover

Did anyone else see last night’s really unfunny episode of The Simpsons? We only tuned in because we thought it was going to be all about that recent Marge-Playboy cover, but it never mentioned that spread. Some famous person named Stephanie Pratt...
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Lunchtime Link Love: Teenage Love

The gossip blogs are buzzing today with the news that some best-selling author chick married some guy named Combs. How does one get a bag of marijuana stuck to one’s forehead? And how does one not notice, especially if one hasn’t started...
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Lunchtime Link Love: Facebook vs. MySpace vs. Twitter

Here’s a cool map that charts 50 years of human space exploration. I say “human” because we’re not sure how much territory Marvin the Martian has covered. The Supreme Court has agreed to hear the infamous sex-slave-website case,...
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Levi Johnston Says Sarah Palin Is A Lazy Moneygrubber

No one will be surprised by Levi Johnston’s first-person essay on life with Sarah Palin. Not her critics, who will confirm their negative impressions of her abilities, attitude, and intelligence. Not her fans, who will find their charming (ex-)Governor...
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SC Lt. Gov Outed As Anti-Gay Gay Man

It looks like South Carolina “Love” Gov. Mark Sanford is on the outs. Although the legislature is on the fence about impeachment, it seems almost inevitable that Sanford will be out of office before the end of his term. The only thing that...
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Candidate For Governor Hates Contraception, Homos, Women

His words, not ours: Robert McDonnell, the Republican nominee for Governor of Virginia– and the way-out frontrunner in the race– has made a fatal campaign mistake… Unfortunately, there’s not much he can do about it, since he made...
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The Four-Day Workweek Sounds Incredibly Doable

Wouldn’t you prefer to work ten hour days and have your Friday’s off– year-round? The Republican Governor of Utah, set to become our Ambassador to China, thought it might free up some money, energy, and roadways when he implemented...
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While You Were Sleeping: Mark Sanford’s Downfall

A Nigerian couple got into a heap of trouble for getting it on on a church altar. It’s worth repeating: the right-wing attacks on healthcare reform are bullshit: “Turning America socialist apparently wasn’t enough for him — now...
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Bikini Biker May Be Most Famous Person in Florida

An old man who rides his bicycle along busy streets in a bikini now has his own rabid fan club (see above.) We don’t blame them– there’s something strangely alluring about this oddball…
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Sloppy Seconds: Unleash Your Inner Cyber Stalker

Levi Johnston has his own opinions on Sarah Palin’s resignation. (Of course he does.) [People] ABC news correspondent Bob Woodruff was nearly killed in Iraq by a roadside bomb three years ago. And today he returned to the country. [Yahoo] Kate...
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Did Sarah Palin Sacrifice Herself for Literature?

Did Sarah Palin resign as governor of Alaska on Friday so she could have a dramatic ending to her memior? Sure, she needs to prepare herself to run for president and get lots of free clothes ’n stuff, but we know better than anyone that if you...
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