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This Week In Sex: The Flaming Lips Are NSFW

We have a lot to cover this week, so let’s make like an American male and skip the foreplay: This will change our lives forever or until we get some action: sexual positions for the lonely. What happens when you’re one of the lonely people...
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While You Were Sleeping: Abortion Opponents Try Another Tactic

How does someone, even someone as strange as Kevin Federline, run up over $110,000 in back rent? No, not back payments on a house– rent payments. “Like, I’m not kidding, it’s fucking burning. Like, I think I popped my fucking...
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Are Breast Implants From Fat The Next Big Trend?

CBS has a story today about the rising trend in breast implants– a trend that may soon take America by storm: using fat and stem cells to create a new, potentially-better version of breast implants.
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While You Were Sleeping: Kate Moss Vs. The Strippers

“Current diagnostic tests for ovarian cancer are woefully ineffective for early detection of the disease, say researchers at Stanford University School of Medicine.” Alison Janey is all excited about Dolly Parton’s boobs. Even though...
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How To Tell A Real Boob From A Fake

There’s been a good deal of debate in the past on Scanner about “real or fake” celebrity boobs. We figured it’s time for a refresher course, courtesy of Howcast…
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