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Lunchtime Link Love: Bai Ling’s Nipples Visit A Fundraiser

It doesn’t surprise us in the slightest that men are apparently flying from England to India, getting married, consummating the marriage, then going back to England without the bride. We know this seems simple enough for some scumbag types, but...
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Man Sues Axe Body Spray For Making Him Think He’ll Ever Get A Girlfriend

It seems that Axe Body Spray is going to have to retool their whole “if you use our product, every woman in the world will instantly jump your bones, guaranteed” ad campaign. The Daily Record out of the UK is reporting that an Indian man...
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While You Were Sleeping: Halloween Fight

Dakota Fanning was named the Homecoming Queen of her high school. In other news, Dakota Fanning is fifteen-years-old. Drunken ewoks invaded the Today Show on Friday… or so the Today Show wants us to think. We’re thinking all of this was planned...
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Lunchtime Link Love: Teenage Love

The gossip blogs are buzzing today with the news that some best-selling author chick married some guy named Combs. How does one get a bag of marijuana stuck to one’s forehead? And how does one not notice, especially if one hasn’t started...
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While You Were Sleeping: Rihanna, Uncovered For Vogue

It seems our friend the Thong-Wearing Bicyclist Dude has been arrested for indecent exposure. This movie about notorious junkie-genius-killer William S. Burroughs looks awesome. Anything else we could say about it would be redundant– just watch...
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Join The New Transvestite Religious Cult

This story of an organized religion springing up in India writes itself: a group of transvestites have started to worship a Hindu love goddess… while dressed up in drag as that Hindu love goddess…
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Girls In India Strip Naked To Bring The Rain

India is praying for rain. The monsoon season, which people actually look forward to after long droughts like this, has not produced any crop-saving downpours. Farmers are getting desperate… …so desperate that their single daughters are doing...
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This Week in Sex & Gayness: The True Blood Orgy

We’re taking the day off tomorrow because we’re both awesome and lazy, so we decided to cram “This Week In Gayness” and “This Week In Sex” into on big, orgasmic, orgiastic post. And it kind of works… First, we...
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This Week in Sex: Orgasms And Your Nose

Indian sex workers are taking karate lessons– watch out, thugs. On Tuesday, the Air Sex World Championships rolled into Atlanta, where MTV was waiting for them. A Saudi princess owes 100,000 euros to a Paris lingerie shop– and is refusing...
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CT Newspaper Outsources Its Sex Column to India

Inspired by the story of how one California newspaper outsourced its city hall reporting to writers in India for $7.50, The Hartford Advocate responded with an “experiment” (i.e. a shameless cost-cutting measure disguised as a gimmick), turning...
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Jerkin’ It to Porn In India Could Leads to Severe Consequences (Besides Chaffing)

Sometimes its nice to remember we live in a land where the pursuit of happiness is one of our inalienable rights…meaning that as long as the person is over 18, we can joyously pump/push our love button/handle to whatever floats our boat online....
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Sloppy Seconds: That Kid From ‘Jerry Maguire’

We never thought we’d say this, but we really, really want to see Mariah Carey’s new movie. For reals. [People] And we totally support the idea of Jessica Biel playing Wonder Woman. [MTV] Crazy Baby Lady Nadya Suleman is back in the hospital,
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