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Forgotten How To Exhale? There’s An App For That. Sadly.

In yet another fabulous misuse of intelligence and scientific ability, someone took the time to invent the “Blower” iPhone app. What does it do? Well, air is released from the speakers of your phone and can be used, as shown in the demo videos,...
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The Britney Spears iPhone App Is at the Forefront of Technology

Much like today’s teenagers wonder how people talked to friends who were as far as five feet away without texting, one day our children will look into eyes and ask earnestly, “What was life like before the Britney Spears iPhone App?”...
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T-Mobile Customers Find Surprise Porn In Their Accounts

The Consumerist has uncovered a strange phenomenon striking T-Mobile customers– their online accounts are filled with porn they never photographed, uploaded, or ever saw before in their lives…
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This Week In Sex: Moon Bloodgood’s Nude Scene

A New Zealand mayor who called poor people “appalling” has followed up his controversial remarks by suggesting we pay society’s underclass 10,000 bucks apiece to be voluntarily sterilized. He hopes this will lead to fewer “dead”...
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Video: Dorky Dudes in Fully-Functioning iPhone Costumes

We can’t quite figure out if these guys have way too much time and money on their hands, or if Apple paid them to make fully-functioning, human-size iPhone costumes. Either way, they’re pretty badass, in a completely dorky, few-years-late...
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While You Were Sleeping: Everyone Loves Padma Lakshmi

Elle has a great set of Polaroids of up-and-coming movie stars– a piece which some people want to re-title “Before They Had Nose Jobs.” For you fans out there that want Palin’s book, you won’t want to mistakenly pick up...
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Video: Elisabeth Hasselbeck Snaps Her Own Nipple Slip

Yappy Republican Elisabeth Hasselbeck returned to The View from her (17th?) maternity leave yesterday and revealed that she accidentally sent a picture of her nipple to her entire family from her iPhone.
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While You Were Sleeping: Slide to Unlock These Panties

Oprah Winfrey is being sued by a woman who claims she was wrongly fired from a job on the star’s private plane. Apparently, this woman was accused of joining the Mile High Club with a pilot while on duty. Paranormal Activity broke box-office records...
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Lunchtime Link Love: The iPhone Keeps Your Relationship Alive

Elizabeth Edwards read Andrew Young’s tell-all book about the John Edwards Presidential campaign and now she’s seriously considering a big divorce showdown. TMZ claims to have revealed the identity of both the suspect and the staffer involved...
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While You Were Sleeping: 5318008 = Boobies

Miss Singapore has been stripped of her crown for stealing “seven credit cards last year while working at a medical clinic, buying goods worth about S$8,000 ($5,662) including gold anklets and phones” and lingerie, according to Reuters. For...
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Lunchtime Link Love: Blog of Dicks

74 different lawsuits accuse Yaz, America’s top-selling birth control pill, of “put[ting] women at higher risk for blood clots, strokes and other health problems than some other birth control pills do.” Our 109-year-old hero of the...
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Be Doubly Geeky With the McSweeney’s iPhone App

Are you a McSweeney’s geek? If so, there’s an app for that. Yes, it’s true. McSweeney’s has developed an iPhone application for those of us who just can’t get enough, um, words. Called Small Chair, the app is $5.99 at the...
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