As we’ve mentioned before, we’re not into the whole vampire thing. But we are into kissing, and apparently this video of teenage vampires Edward and Bella kissing in the upcoming “New Moon” is a big deal. So here you go. Happy...

To be honest, I think even I would pay to make out with Charlize Theron, and I am as queer as a three dollar bill.

Apparently the world is full of people who don’t know how to kiss. Luckily, we now have this super-awkward video tutorial to lay it all out for us.

Here’s how this promotion apparently works: Gene Simmons taunts you, via pantomime, from a urinal cake regarding the size of your family jewels. You then unleash a torrent of something that sounds much like the word Kiss but starts with a P, onto...