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While You Were Sleeping: Jerks In Your Area

Scarlett Johansson is going to steam up the Broadway stage in her own awkward way for Arthur Miller’s “A View From the Bridge.” Apparently, Jude Law still hasn’t seen his now five-week-old daughter.
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Photo: Katy Perry Kissed a Russell Brand and She Liked It

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Hot or Not: Sheryl Crow, Topless and Covered For LA Times

Sheryl Crow has gone from “Everyday Is A Winding Road” to “Every Song Is A Sack of Shit.” Sorry, but someone had to say it– she’ll never be forgiven our eyes for her elevator/American Idol version of the Cat Stevens...
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This Week In Sex: School’s In And Teacher Sex Is Back

Wonkette weighs in on the Levi Johnston-Playgirl shoot: “We are pretty happy that of the two unlikely Wasilla-based media sensations of September 2008, Sarah Palin is now an unemployed twitterer and Levi Johnston is the celebrity (?) of September...
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Would You Pay Millions To Lie On Top Of Marilyn Monroe?

Pierce Brothers Westwood Village Memorial Park houses the remains of the talented, beloved Marilyn Monroe. And for four million dollars, you could’ve been her eternal bunkmate…
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This Week In Gayness: Doc Says Gayness Will Give You Swine Flu

Ha ha– Focus on the Family has to focus on something other than trying to convert gays, thanks to a $6 million budget gap. Of course, it’s more fun to pretend they’re dropping the program because yet another study was released showing...
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While You Were Sleeping: Cougars, Strippers And Undies

Yet another reason to despise that awful show: a former American Idol contestant comes off more convincing than bitter in an interview where he said that the show is rigged and almost entirely scripted by a team of writers, confirming earlier rumors...
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Her Vagina Is The Biggest Thing In Town

When the internet gets on a roll, it cannot be stopped. After a month of slow news days, we have some real goldmines for you. (Click here if you missed the Greatest Voicemail in the History of Mankind.) This NSFW video– pretty much for language...
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Chaz Bono Steps Out With His Girlfriend

In his first official public appearance since announcing his female-male transition, Chaz Bono steps out with girlfriend Jennifer Elia at the 2009 Outfest’s Opening Night Gala of “La Mission” in Los Angeles.
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While You Were Sleeping: Amsterdam Rescues Its Hookers

Funny or Die leaked the infamous James Franco UCLA speech that never actually happened. Seen here, Franco warms up the crowd with remarks about his excellence and fanbase. It would’ve been classic… although it’s probably funnier this...
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Houston Is Having More Sex Than You

Houston, you don’t have a problem getting laid. Boston, LA, New York, Philly, Chicago, and everywhere else… well, we need to have a talk…
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The Other Kind of Snake Was On This Plane

Breaking news! A Bronx man who bares (!) a strange resemblance to our American President has been arrested for going on a nude Mile High Rampage. Details below…
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