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Part one: woman loses a game of Strip Yatzee (pause for laughter), disappears into a nearby bedroom with her ex-boyfriend. Part two: current boyfriend learns of the game, accuses woman of sleeping with another man. Part three: woman accuses ex-boyfriend...
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Nov 19th, 2009
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Carey Mulligan, the 24-year-old girlfriend of Shia LaBeouf, has a shot at stardom… and a Best Actress Oscar… but who is she?
This video really made our Monday– “What does a stranger look like?” from our friends at the Found...
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Nov 16th, 2009
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We’ve longed joked that the ultimate reality show ends in death (or, in other words, is based on The Running Man), but maybe we should stop that in light of what happened to one “Wipeout” contestant.
In a story about Twilight for Time,...
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Nov 13th, 2009
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Everyone’s sick of going to job fairs, so why not head to Paris for an, um, divorce fair?
The Birther Movement is imploding– finally– with allegations that its leader asked one man, possibly Larry Sinclair, to lie about a gay love affair...
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Nov 12th, 2009
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There’s still some naughtiness going on at the Standard Hotel, the one with all the sex and nudity in the windows. Of course, it’s starting to turn sinister.
Thanks, North Carolina middle school, for taking education seriously.
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Nov 11th, 2009
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A Tampa wedding reception turned into a brutal fight in which a grandmother was choked by a total stranger.
Although this article doesn’t mention it, the carrot-masturbation story that got a high school teacher reassigned was written by Chuck Palahniuk.
Two...
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Nov 10th, 2009
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Kate Beckinsale says she should be shot on sight for admitting she’s “the sexiest woman alive” when asked.
“It’s such a nice thing to happen and then immediately it’s mortifying. Somebody came up to me in the street...
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Nov 9th, 2009
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Alec Baldwin, who says he wouldn’t rule out getting “cosmetic enhancements,” loves his own ass.
Speaking of Baldwin, rumor has it that his new 30 Rock love interest will be the amazing Julieanne Moore.
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Nov 6th, 2009
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Ted Haggard’s starting up his church again, whether he admits it or not, with a party at his place on the 12th. Dude, you bring the blow, I’ll bring the hookers.
Rihanna told Diane Sawyer she’s embarrassed about going back to Chris...
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Nov 5th, 2009
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One Missouri mother is suing Wal-Mart because she bought a “new” camera from the store and found nude self-portraits on the memory card.
British Prime Minister Gordon Brown says he is shy and not sexy, but he does need to work on improving...
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Nov 4th, 2009
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Ruby Tuesday’s, despite its excellent salad bar, sounds like the most disgusting place to work in Stroudsburg, PA.
In Bulgaria the other day, an 11-year-old gave birth on the day the she married her teenager boyfriend.
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Nov 3rd, 2009
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Mel Gibson is celebrating the birth of his eighth child, this one via his mistress.
Ever wonder where we weirdo humans got the idea to kiss? Some scientists think we started doing it to build our immunity to a virus that caused miscarriages.
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Nov 2nd, 2009