Part one: woman loses a game of Strip Yatzee (pause for laughter), disappears into a nearby bedroom with her ex-boyfriend. Part two: current boyfriend learns of the game, accuses woman of sleeping with another man. Part three: woman accuses ex-boyfriend...

I will begrudgingly concede that this means I will not be marrying the Office Space star. But congratulations! I have a fondness for both of these actors (DeWitt was hilarious on United States of Tara), so I’m rooting for them. I guess this time...

And not only because she starred in Eyes Wide Shut/was married to space-alien Tom Cruise. I think.

Ruby Tuesday’s, despite its excellent salad bar, sounds like the most disgusting place to work in Stroudsburg, PA. In Bulgaria the other day, an 11-year-old gave birth on the day the she married her teenager boyfriend.

Another Republican wants to stop you from being able to pay for porn. Kate Hudson says that she dropped twenty pounds for a movie role by giving up the booze.

Mel Gibson is celebrating the birth of his eighth child, this one via his mistress. Ever wonder where we weirdo humans got the idea to kiss? Some scientists think we started doing it to build our immunity to a virus that caused miscarriages.

If this bra were sold in stores, it would serve two purposes:to give men another excuse to stare at your boobs and to ensure they don’t have to miss this week’s Heroes without taking their eyes off your usual striptease.

For the ladies, this headline should translate to “older and dumber.”

Ensuring that the rich keep the wealth amongs themselves while the rest of us watch from our thrift store couches, Donald Trump’s daughter, Ivanka, married New York Observer publisher, Jared Kushner,  at Trump National Golf Club in New Jersey...

Cracked assembled a Photoshop essay showing what the world might look like if the internet ceased to exist. We particularly like the one with the girl suddenly getting an A+ on her grammar test. Men and women are not wimpy, according to a new essay refuting...

Britney Spears has proven she’s not so smart when it comes to mixing business and pleasure, and apparently she didn’t learn her lesson from the whole Adnam Ghalib debacle. Now it seems her family believes that her agent, Jason Trawik, is...

Heidi and Spencer Pratt got married last year, right? Seriously, this wedding sounds even worse– straight through to the honeymoon on the Redneck Riviera– or worse, Cleveland. Sure, no member of the wedding party spent the night in jail....