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Video: Heene Neighbor Wrastles the Paparazzi

The Heenes’ neighbor is none too excited about the media circus that’s invaded his once-quiet Colorado neighborhood, including the news vans that have apparently blocked his driveway. So he decided to tell the reporters what the fuck was...
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While You Were Sleeping: Alabama Bans Pleasure Aids

The trailer for the Michael Jackson documentary “This Is It” is already up on MySpace. We’ll let you make your own observations. Body Worlds, the group that brought you the Bodies exhibit, wants to produce an entire show of cadavers...
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While You Were Sleeping: I Hope They Serve Beer At This Movie

Is the news media in such bad shape that one has to find someone who will deny the facts of the matter before the truth can be presented? Oklahoma City is about to be graced by a statue that is sure to cause controversy: a nude one of Angelina Jolie.
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BTW, MJ Didn’t Invent the Moonwalk

To warm you up into the Friday zone this afternoon, we present a few videos proving that Michael Jackson didn’t exactly invent all those dance moves he was famous for, even the Moonwalk. (Wait, the media got something wrong?) Plus these are just...
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PETA Strips, Steams Up Florida

West Palm Beach, Florida was baffled by yesterday’s invasion by the People For Ethical Treatment of Animals. The all-nude revue rolled into town to the surprise of local law enforcement, stuffed shirts, and meat lovers, trying to convince people...
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Sloppy Seconds: Healthy Vaginas and Free Wieners for Everybody!

Michael Jackson has postponed his UK tour. [Us] The worst part of visiting the home of a bachelor, or bachelors, is the sight and smell of pee splash. But one Japanese company may have found a way to eliminate it. [BuzzFeed] A “poem” up for...
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Sloppy Seconds: Free Viagra!

Spring Awakening—the musical that made more than $57 million in the United States and made anyone who went to see it with his or her parents very uncomfortable—is closing in London after only five months. [FlavorWire] Um, what kind of high school...
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