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Lunchtime Link Love: Allergic To His Wife

Mel Gibson is celebrating the birth of his eighth child, this one via his mistress. Ever wonder where we weirdo humans got the idea to kiss? Some scientists think we started doing it to build our immunity to a virus that caused miscarriages.
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Caption This: Mel Gibson’s Beaver

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Sloppy Seconds: Michael Jackson’s Crypt Keeper

Just when we thought we were getting thinner, the media has to go and remind us that clothes are actually just getting bigger. [CNN] Jim Carrey is going to be a grandfather. [Yahoo] In case you’ve forgotten, Mel Gibson is not only an adulterous...
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Priest Pretty Much Denies Mel Gibson a Church Wedding

Devout Christian Mel Gibson hasn’t gotten around to finalizing his divorce with first wife Robyn. But can you blame him? He’s been too busy knocking up his Russian girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva. One would think, being such a good Christian...
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While You Were Sleeping: Sex Scenes, Reenacted

Last week, we told you about the boy in Minneapolis with Hodgkin’s lymphoma who disappeared with his mother. Mom, you might recall, is allegedly against chemotherapy on “religious grounds.” (The boy has only a 5% chance of survival...
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While You Were Sleeping: Jonas Bros Get Flashed

If this is true, it’s very unsettling: a “majority” of Latina girls are pregnant before they’re old enough to drink legally in this country. Hurrah! The new female condom can be inserted up to eight hours in advance, if you can...
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