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Sammy Sosa Seems to Be Changing Colors

Maybe he’s just a bigger Michael Jackson fan than we’d realized?
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They Will Never Run Out of Ways to Milk Money From Michael Jackson

And just when you thought Michael Jackson couldn’t be exploited from the grave anymore…
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Michael Jackson’s Marriage Certificate Up for Sale, Just In Time for Christmas

As I was poking around the internet during my afternoon chai today, I came across a shopping opportunity so unbelievable I had to read it again and again, and then once more for dramatic effect. Michael Jackson and Liza Marie Presley’s marriage...
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While You Were Sleeping: If Your Parents Were Not Awesome…

Mariah Carey nearly tripped on The Jay Leno Show, then spent much of the interview appearing to be sucking in her stomach, lending more weight to those pregnancy rumors. Six tips on turning your ex-boyfriend back into your boyfriend… and some advice...
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While You Were Sleeping: Asking Out A Cop

Here’s the audio/video evidence that a woman called 911 to give a cop her phone number. Meet the (first?) internet toilet hip hop artist. Don’t worry if you’re stuck in a low-paying service job like this cashier/writer. If enough crazy...
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Zac Efron Has Learned All There Is To Know About Dating Women

First off, there’s something called Nylon Guys? We assume that’s a Nylon magazine for dudes… and isn’t that a bit like Sassy For Men? What guy is going to read that tripe? Now that we see that Zac Efron is doing an interview for...
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Lunchtime Link Love: The Betty Draper Controversy

Insiders predict the new Michael Jackson movie is going to be one of the biggest openings ever, and could exceed $250 million in sales in its first five days of release. The Miss Italy 2010 calendar is out– not that anyone cares, but we love a...
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Lunchtime Link Love: Women Keeping The Music Business Alive

Australian frogs are having problems getting it on, thanks to the deafening urban environment. “Plans to offer free entry to the rock musical Naked to audience members who turn up in the nude at the Musical Theatre Bremen were scrapped on Friday...
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Lunchtime Link Love: Interning At A Sex Shop

Agyness Deyn has apparently given up booze as a show of solidarity for her boyfriend, Albert Hammond, Jr., who is in rehab. A store in Michigan was shut down for accepting food stamps in exchange for pornography and Viagra. Is there no end to the amount...
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While You Were Sleeping: Five Favorite Female Film Freaks

Some people think Tucker Max’s movie is bombing at the box office– what do you think, based on these numbers? Of all the various headlines of the weekend, there’s only one that still stands out in our mind: Only Known Video of Anne...
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While You Were Sleeping: Alabama Bans Pleasure Aids

The trailer for the Michael Jackson documentary “This Is It” is already up on MySpace. We’ll let you make your own observations. Body Worlds, the group that brought you the Bodies exhibit, wants to produce an entire show of cadavers...
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While You Were Sleeping: Lady Gaga’s Cocaine Soundtrack

The famous “crystal-encrusted white glove worn by late pop icon Michael Jackson has sold for 57,600 dollars (49,000 US) in Australia, doubling the auctioneer’s estimate after a frenzied bidding war” on a day when the star was finally...
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