In an interview with Women’s Wear Daily, the British supermodel trotted out that terrible old line as one of her many life mottos. But I think I have some strong rebuttal arguments:

There’s still some naughtiness going on at the Standard Hotel, the one with all the sex and nudity in the windows. Of course, it’s starting to turn sinister. Thanks, North Carolina middle school, for taking education seriously.

Guys, Milly Sims just wants to be recognized for her acting, okay? That astronaut needed to be in her underwear for legitimate thematic reasons. Just watch her acting reel, you’ll see. You’ll all see.

It’s hard to believe that Heidi Klum is now 36, just gave birth to her fourth child, and is still one of the two or three highest-earning models in the world. (There may be hope for civilization just yet.) Klum, who we recently featured on Scanner...

What do Miranda Kerr, Lindsay Lohan, Natalia Vodianova, Naomi Campbell, and the Dutch version of Elle all have in common? They all showed a single nipple this week– and it’s only Thursday.

Polish-born model and reality TV sensation Joanna Krupa took an unusual track to promote her continued success on “Dancing With The Stars”: she posed naked for Playboy.

That one thing, of course, is modeling in sexy photo shoots. Her most recent is from the upcoming issue of V Magazine, and while she looks, as usual, very beautiful, I would also like to take this time to make an argument for bringing back netted veils.

A man faces 20 years in prison for trying to pay a stripper with phony $50 bills. Let this be a lesson to you all: don’t mess with strippers. 7 Real Movie Titles That Sound Like Porn. Missing from the list: Blazing Saddles, lots more. David Beckham’s...

Magic healing powers? Straps made from unicorn fur? Guaranteed home delivery by Jake Gyllenhaal?

See, straight guys? All you need to do in order to get way up close and personal with a woman this smoking hot is be gay. One step to success!

American Apparel wasn’t the first company to feature naked people selling clothes, but it’s the most consistent. Two other companies have ramped it up a notch, now that they’ve realized AA is taking over the market… Thanks to...

Wow, fashion sure is crap, huh girls? While guys get to wear those same smelly flannel shirts they bought in college, we have to keep switching to NEW flannel shirts because some designer who hates women has deemed it so. Luckily, below the belt, things...