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Yep, it’s time for another list from an external website that also has to do with dating. It’s another list that many of you shrug off entirely. For the rest of us, as with most opinions we highlight here, there is some truth to YourTango’s...
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Nov 19th, 2009
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A few months ago, I made a personal resolution to try very hard not to think about Sarah Palin. Alas, today I’m breaking my resolution. It seems that, in a speech to the Wisconsin Right to Life club, in addition to her usual diatribes (the liberal...
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Posted by Ben Reininga
Nov 12th, 2009
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Well, I guess it’s nice that someone is making money. In a startling upset for unemployed adults, under-employed graduate students, and anyone who has ever worked for a living, twenty-one-year-old Joseph Cada won $8.5 million in the World Series...
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Posted by Lindsay Cutler
Nov 10th, 2009
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Trista Joy Lathern is the worst person alive. Making her walk around with a sandwich board that says “I stole from cancer patients so I could have new boobs” really doesn’t make up for what she did. Doing ten years in prison isn’t...
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Nov 10th, 2009
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A New Zealand mayor who called poor people “appalling” has followed up his controversial remarks by suggesting we pay society’s underclass 10,000 bucks apiece to be voluntarily sterilized. He hopes this will lead to fewer “dead”...
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Oct 30th, 2009
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Here’s the audio/video evidence that a woman called 911 to give a cop her phone number.
Meet the (first?) internet toilet hip hop artist.
Don’t worry if you’re stuck in a low-paying service job like this cashier/writer. If enough crazy...
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Oct 29th, 2009
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Fifteen Exeter University students were left with permanent scarring after deliberately burning themselves with– wait for it– a coat hanger.
Corey Feldman once said you should “never date a fan,” but he married one of his. Now...
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Oct 28th, 2009
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YourTango has an interesting take on the whole “single in the city” phenomenon and how we’re heading ever closer to an idiocracy. Damn it, people, it’s all this moneymaking that’s killing our ability to stay committed to...
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Oct 26th, 2009
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A man faces 20 years in prison for trying to pay a stripper with phony $50 bills. Let this be a lesson to you all: don’t mess with strippers.
7 Real Movie Titles That Sound Like Porn. Missing from the list: Blazing Saddles, lots more.
David Beckham’s...
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Oct 23rd, 2009
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A Dad’s seemingly-harmless column about taking his 11-year-old son to lunch at Hooters set off an insane amount of controversy on USAToday.com.
Somebody had the idea for an experiment called “Shopping While Black.” It’s about...
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Oct 22nd, 2009
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Back in the day, we knew plenty of people who paid for their undergraduate studies with a healthy dose of porn appearances or late-night romps with businessmen. But this is the first time we’ve seen a profile of someone who paid for their graduate...
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Oct 13th, 2009
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How does someone, even someone as strange as Kevin Federline, run up over $110,000 in back rent? No, not back payments on a house– rent payments.
“Like, I’m not kidding, it’s fucking burning. Like, I think I popped my fucking...
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Oct 9th, 2009