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Can We Talk About the Trailer for Bitch Slap?

Yes, that’s a real movie, though much in the way that Velveeta is “real” cheese. And there is truly no more appropriate comparison. I think this deserves our attention:
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International Couple’s Retreat Poster Removes Black Couple

Memo to marketing department: according to new research, the internet exists outside of US. Please take not when thinking about the removal of African Americans via Photoshop.
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This Might Come As A Shock, But: The Monopoly Movie Is Going to Suck

Have you ever known someone who read an article from The Onion and was convinced it wasn’t satire, but actual news? Reading this interview from the Monopoly screenwriter is the opposite of that. My brain is crying.
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Eva Mendes Joins The Nipple Slip Club

Eva Mendes, easily one of the sexiest celebrities alive, was at the premiere of the new Nicholas Cage-led Werner Herzog film Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans, which has nothing to do with the Bad Lieutenant that stars Harvey Keitel’s penis.
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Ewan McGregor: My Nudity Is Feminism

Ewan McGregor stopped by that Craig Ferguson guy’s show to talk about his filthy films, taking his clothes off, and feminism– all in the same thought, sometimes…
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Natalie Portman On Nude Scenes In Her Movies

Long story short: she has some issues with them. We already linked to this interview, but I’d like to go a bit deeper with our analysis. While she has no problems with nude scenes in and of themselves, her hesitance comes from the fact that certain...
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Is Jessica Alba Really Naked In This Movie?

Today’s question of the day is: did Jessica Alba really get butt-nekkid for The Killer Inside Me, the Michael Winterbottom movie due out next year? Some fans think these photos are really of Alba, while others claim it’s a stunt double. We...
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While You Were Sleeping: What 13.9% Of Men Are Lying To You About

Check out shots from the new Facebook movie– did you know Jesse Eisenberg is in it and David Fincher is directing? That’s going to be a strange combo. We wish this was a fake story about a woman who had her vagina fall out… but it’s...
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Lunchtime Link Love: Giving Birth On The Internet

This may be the most bizarre FAIL video we’ve ever seen. Bonus: this is a Moscow vodka factory and this incident caused $150-250K in damage. Didn’t you always wish the weather report gave you tips on what to wear based on the expected temperature?...
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The Prince of Persia Trailer Raises Some Questions

Remember when Pirates of the Caribbean came out, and everyone was so shocked that such an entertaining movie could come from such a ridiculous original source? Prince of Persia will not be like that.
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Cosmo’s Top 10 Sexiest Scary Movies List Is Surprisingly Ironic

Or at the very least, I hope it is, because no one should be watching What Lies Beneath with sincerity.
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Jessica Biel is F***ing Engaged

And no, it’s not to Justin Timberlake. The 27-year-old A-Team actress recently committed to playing the female lead in a romantic comedy called “F***ing Engaged,” which promises to be “a raunchy comedy about a couple who make...
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