Meet Tatiata Kozhevnikova, the Russian woman with the world’s strongest vagina. No, seriously, she broke records to attain that title. Incredibly enough (well, if you believe the usual disreputable overseas news services), she lifted 14 kilograms...

Even though we’re sure they did a few touch-ups here and there and their headlines remind us that we need to drop a few dress sizes—STAT!— we have to commend Self magazine for not airbrushing Beyonce’s legs down to nothing for the cover...