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Lunchtime Link Love: Clarie Danes Loves The See-Through

Oh, please God, let this e-mail exchange between two “gentlemen” college students turn out to be real. We have no idea who Sofia Vergara, but she is apparently an overnight celebrity for all the wrong reasons. Well, one reason– seen...
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Keeley Hazell Stars In First Totally-NSFW PETA Ad

PETA’s noble “I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur” campaign took an unexpected detour into Boobville this week, thanks to Keeley Hazell, who has never actually been seen wearing clothes.
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Carrie Prejean’s Masturbation Tape Is Real… Here’s The Proof

It’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for: more so than the sixth season of Lost, Johnny Depp nude scenes, and the divorce of Heidi and Spencer Pratt. And these screenshots from her already-legendary masturbation “sex tape”...
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Joanna Krupa’s Playboy Shoot Finally Leaks

Ah, yes… we’ve been waiting for this one. After weeks of anticipation (and total boredom, thanks to the complete lack of naked celebrities lately), Joanna Krupa’s new Playboy shoot has finally hit the world wide internets.
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This Week In Sex: The Flaming Lips Are NSFW

We have a lot to cover this week, so let’s make like an American male and skip the foreplay: This will change our lives forever or until we get some action: sexual positions for the lonely. What happens when you’re one of the lonely people...
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The Sexpo Kicks Off This Month, With Miss Nude Australia

The Sexpo, the world’s largest sex convention and “adult show,” has already invaded Sydney, conquered it, and has begun moving on across the Australian continent to destroy the rest of it. Today, we preview the Melbourne show, which...
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Eat At The Clothing Optional Restaurant… Or, Uh, Don’t

Are you the person who badmouths a restaurant to your friends if you find so much as an eyelash on the edge of your plate? Then the Sub Rosa restaurant in Dundee, Oregon is probably not the place for you… since the staff usually prepares all the...
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Shauna Sand Flashes Her Own Kid

Why in the hell does someone like Lorenzo Lamas have a television show? If Lorenzo Lamas gets a television show, shouldn’t a boll weevil get a television show? Both are equally interesting creatures. Of course, boll weevils aren’t often seen...
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The New American Apparel Ads: Nipples Included!

While they’re already had their share of NSFW ads in other countries, this seems to be the first time that this particular body part has been exposed in an ad for the US.
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Eva Green and Stephanie Seymour Battle For the Nude Crown

Last week wasn’t the greatest for rampant celebrity nudity. We sat around wondering when somebody would try to get their career back on track by “accidentally” flashing a boob or allowing Esquire to Photoshop one in. Thank God for Stephanie...
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Is Jessica Alba Really Naked In This Movie?

Today’s question of the day is: did Jessica Alba really get butt-nekkid for The Killer Inside Me, the Michael Winterbottom movie due out next year? Some fans think these photos are really of Alba, while others claim it’s a stunt double. We...
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Heidi Klum Still Looks Great Naked When She Wants To

It’s hard to believe that Heidi Klum is now 36, just gave birth to her fourth child, and is still one of the two or three highest-earning models in the world. (There may be hope for civilization just yet.) Klum, who we recently featured on Scanner...
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