What’s better than a staged Lily Allen topless photo shoot? A topless incident in which Allen must’ve– really, how could she not– have known the paps would be there but went naked anyway.

Well, really it’s a swimmer’s butt. Let’s be honest though: whatever you call it, it’s still cute.

In his first official public appearance since announcing his female-male transition, Chaz Bono steps out with girlfriend Jennifer Elia at the 2009 Outfest’s Opening Night Gala of “La Mission” in Los Angeles.

Not saying we wouldn’t still do him. Because we would.

Moonlighting as a pedicab driver or filming a scene for a new film?

Rihanna appeared in court yesterday to testify against her ex-boyfriend, Chris Brown.