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And who said animal testing isn’t fun for the animals (sorry, PETA): a new study done by boner scientists [Sounds very official. - Ed.] on over-sexed rabbits has found great success rates in organ-transplants. You know, that organ transplant. Pretty...
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Posted by Drew Grant
Nov 12th, 2009
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Eva Mendes, easily one of the sexiest celebrities alive, was at the premiere of the new Nicholas Cage-led Werner Herzog film Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans, which has nothing to do with the Bad Lieutenant that stars Harvey Keitel’s penis.
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Nov 10th, 2009
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This unintentionally hilarious post that BuzzFeed discovered lists questions you should ask your new boyfriend (to scare him the hell away.) Examples include “If you were a geometric shape what would you like to be?” and “Would you...
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Nov 6th, 2009
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Guys, I know we’ve been talking about Levi Johnston and his possible nudity a lot lately, but I can’t help it: the dude is hot and dumb, and now we are all going to see his junk. I am so excited.
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Posted by James Brady Ryan
Oct 29th, 2009
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Fifteen Exeter University students were left with permanent scarring after deliberately burning themselves with– wait for it– a coat hanger.
Corey Feldman once said you should “never date a fan,” but he married one of his. Now...
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Oct 28th, 2009
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No, not this one. The real ad is vaguely NSFW (in a breasts/horror kind of way) and is hiding after the jump.
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Posted by James Brady Ryan
Oct 22nd, 2009
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If you’re a young guy and voted Republican or Libertarian in ‘08, you apparently suffered a drop in your testosterone levels after the election. (Obama voters saw no change– pun intended.)
These girls need their own TV show– too...
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Oct 21st, 2009
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Admit it ladies (and most dudes, let’s be honest here), you’d do anything to have your way with James Franco. Not only is he an amazing actor with the world’s cramazingist cheekbones, but he also has a great sense of humor about himself...
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Posted by Drew Grant
Oct 20th, 2009
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Oprah Winfrey is being sued by a woman who claims she was wrongly fired from a job on the star’s private plane. Apparently, this woman was accused of joining the Mile High Club with a pilot while on duty.
Paranormal Activity broke box-office records...
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Oct 12th, 2009
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Miss Singapore has been stripped of her crown for stealing “seven credit cards last year while working at a medical clinic, buying goods worth about S$8,000 ($5,662) including gold anklets and phones” and lingerie, according to Reuters.
For...
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Oct 2nd, 2009
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Carrie Prejean, Michelle Bachmann, and Ann Coulter headline the 2010 Conservative Women’s Calendar, onsale now and free for students.
For your daily bit of juvenile humor, we present this drawing of a penis on a football pitch and this fail of...
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Oct 1st, 2009
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Have you seen this hideous/hilarious vagina dress, which Rachel Sklar of Mediaite calls a “vagina dentata shirt”? Do you remember what a vagina dentata is at least?
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Sep 28th, 2009