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Scientists Promise: “We’ve Put Big Penises On Rabbits, We Can Put Them On You”

And who said animal testing isn’t fun for the animals (sorry, PETA): a new study done by boner scientists [Sounds very official. - Ed.] on over-sexed rabbits has found great success rates in organ-transplants. You know, that organ transplant. Pretty...
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Eva Mendes Joins The Nipple Slip Club

Eva Mendes, easily one of the sexiest celebrities alive, was at the premiere of the new Nicholas Cage-led Werner Herzog film Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans, which has nothing to do with the Bad Lieutenant that stars Harvey Keitel’s penis.
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This Week In Sex: The Gossip Girl Threesome

This unintentionally hilarious post that BuzzFeed discovered lists questions you should ask your new boyfriend (to scare him the hell away.) Examples include “If you were a geometric shape what would you like to be?” and “Would you...
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Important Levi Johnston Update: Wang Confirmed In Playgirl Shoot

Guys, I know we’ve been talking about Levi Johnston and his possible nudity a lot lately, but I can’t help it: the dude is hot and dumb, and now we are all going to see his junk. I am so excited.
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While You Were Sleeping: $35,000 To Drop Trou

Fifteen Exeter University students were left with permanent scarring after deliberately burning themselves with– wait for it– a coat hanger. Corey Feldman once said you should “never date a fan,” but he married one of his. Now...
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Can Someone Please Explain This Dirty Sausage Ad?

No, not this one. The real ad is vaguely NSFW (in a breasts/horror kind of way) and is hiding after the jump.
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Lunchtime Link Love: Another NY Anchor Says A Bad Word

If you’re a young guy and voted Republican or Libertarian in ‘08, you apparently suffered a drop in your testosterone levels after the election. (Obama voters saw no change– pun intended.) These girls need their own TV show– too...
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James Franco Loves His Dick

Admit it ladies (and most dudes, let’s be honest here), you’d do anything to have your way with James Franco. Not only is he an amazing actor with the world’s cramazingist cheekbones, but he also has a great sense of humor about himself...
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While You Were Sleeping: Slide to Unlock These Panties

Oprah Winfrey is being sued by a woman who claims she was wrongly fired from a job on the star’s private plane. Apparently, this woman was accused of joining the Mile High Club with a pilot while on duty. Paranormal Activity broke box-office records...
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While You Were Sleeping: 5318008 = Boobies

Miss Singapore has been stripped of her crown for stealing “seven credit cards last year while working at a medical clinic, buying goods worth about S$8,000 ($5,662) including gold anklets and phones” and lingerie, according to Reuters. For...
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Lunchtime Link Love: Dorm Room Love

Carrie Prejean, Michelle Bachmann, and Ann Coulter headline the 2010 Conservative Women’s Calendar, onsale now and free for students. For your daily bit of juvenile humor, we present this drawing of a penis on a football pitch and this fail of...
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Introducing… the World’s Finest Vagina Shirt

Have you seen this hideous/hilarious vagina dress, which Rachel Sklar of Mediaite calls a “vagina dentata shirt”? Do you remember what a vagina dentata is at least?
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