This unintentionally hilarious post that BuzzFeed discovered lists questions you should ask your new boyfriend (to scare him the hell away.) Examples include “If you were a geometric shape what would you like to be?” and “Would you...

Fifteen Exeter University students were left with permanent scarring after deliberately burning themselves with– wait for it– a coat hanger. Corey Feldman once said you should “never date a fan,” but he married one of his. Now...

Carrie Prejean, Michelle Bachmann, and Ann Coulter headline the 2010 Conservative Women’s Calendar, onsale now and free for students. For your daily bit of juvenile humor, we present this drawing of a penis on a football pitch and this fail of...

74 different lawsuits accuse Yaz, America’s top-selling birth control pill, of “put[ting] women at higher risk for blood clots, strokes and other health problems than some other birth control pills do.” Our 109-year-old hero of the...

Have you seen this hideous/hilarious vagina dress, which Rachel Sklar of Mediaite calls a “vagina dentata shirt”? Do you remember what a vagina dentata is at least?

Bob Dylan’s Christmas album is even worse than you imagined. Unless you imagined a clanging death rattle through too much eggnog, compounded by songs we couldn’t stand when a sweet man like Bing Crosby did them. And you thought Bill Clinton’s...

This graph, from the very accurate website Manhunt Daily, shows penis sizes by state. Ironically, it’s the District of Columbia in first with the biggest penises, while Alaska languishes on the bottom. There’s a Sarah Palin joke in there,...

One of our favorite writers, Jim Carroll, is dead at the age of 60. Carroll, who wrote the autobiographical classic The Basketball Diaries at a very young age, suffered a heart attack in his Manhattan apartment, according to police.  Musician John Vanderslice...

Lady Gaga must have trouble dealing with the men she dates. Based solely on the questions she’s been receiving about her private parts lately– which she addresses in the stunning interview excerpt printed below– it would seem all men...

Did you enjoy that last post about small penises? Ladies, are you giggling yet? Well, we were hoping you were a tad more mature than that… but we gents will take the high road and not mock your small boobs. (Full disclosure: everyone likes small...

Asylum, the blog for dudes from AOL has published a story by Alan Wieder, who once claimed to have the world’s smallest penis. (No, that would be Howard Stern, dude.) He’s since discovered he isn’t that tiny after all, just a little...

No one is 100% sure just what is happening during this audition for the British show The X Factor. Some say it’s a boner… others are crying “Fake!” But there’s no way even Simon Cowell could’ve staged this classic...