In related news, I seem to be bleeding profusely from my eyes and ears. Now, the Nerve offices get sent lots of porn in the mail. I have seen things that should never have been allowed into existence, like the X-rated version of The Cosby Show or The...

Make sure to break this one out the next time you’re discussing artists of the early-20th century around the dining room table.

The little boy with cancer who refused chemo and ran away from home is now cancer-free, thanks to the judge that ordered him to defy his religious beliefs. Anyone who paid $200 to see Britney Spears probably deserves whatever horrible concert performance...

Answer: after she gives us one more present…

The Consumerist has uncovered a strange phenomenon striking T-Mobile customers– their online accounts are filled with porn they never photographed, uploaded, or ever saw before in their lives…

Salon writer Mary Elizabeth Williams says that porn is ruining her sex life– because all the guys she sleeps with seem to enjoy it too much. We agree, but the main problem for us is the ridiculous patterns of porn that too many guys take seriously:...

Another Republican wants to stop you from being able to pay for porn. Kate Hudson says that she dropped twenty pounds for a movie role by giving up the booze.

The always-excellent blog Don’t Feed The Animals has a post this week called 10 Things You Didn’t Know About Sexual Biology (Couples Edition.) While most of you have been taught a few of these, they’re all at least mildly interesting: 1....

A man faces 20 years in prison for trying to pay a stripper with phony $50 bills. Let this be a lesson to you all: don’t mess with strippers. 7 Real Movie Titles That Sound Like Porn. Missing from the list: Blazing Saddles, lots more. David Beckham’s...

What do 36% of young people do after having sex? They write a status update, of course. The sex headline of the week is unfortunately for a story that we take very seriously: “Woman had 15 abortions over 17 years, describes herself as an ‘abortion...

Do you think you’re ready for The Money Shot: Going Dow On It?

Back in the day, we knew plenty of people who paid for their undergraduate studies with a healthy dose of porn appearances or late-night romps with businessmen. But this is the first time we’ve seen a profile of someone who paid for their graduate...