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While You Were Sleeping: Julianne Moore Spanks Blake Lively

Sarah Palin claims to have been “shocked” that her daughter Bristol had become sexually active. Remember, whatever this woman says, the opposite is the truth. Looking for another reason to fear for Suri Cruise’s life? Here’s a...
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While You Were Sleeping: Pamela Anderson’s ‘Fashion’ Show

“A Brazilian woman whose short, pink dress caused a near riot at a private college and led to her expulsion will be allowed to return to class.” Poor Jessica Biel. She could have pretty much any guy on earth, but she ends up falling for Justin...
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Facebook Hates Sexy Pregnant Women

As a member of the New York City-based sexy-dance group The Dazzle Dancers, Cary Curran (who goes by Cherry Dazzle onstage) would be lying to her public if her Facebook pictures were tame. Certainly she couldn’t get away with just a bunch of headshots,...
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Pam Anderson: Burger Bump or Baby Bump?

Pamela Anderson was spotted in London this morning with a bit of a bump. And though it’s not really any of our business (even though it’s sort of our job) we’re trying to decide if she’s knocked up, or like us, just been having...
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1 In 8 Girls Are Pregnant At Chicago High School

How is it possible that 115 girls are pregnant at one school of 800 females? Did a few popular girls get preggers, inspiring everyone else to follow their example? And what the hell is the school doing to stop the spiraling population? Don’t tell...
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While You Were Sleeping: The Horror Nerd’s Wedding

If the government can’t be bothered to build reinforced and top-of-the-line levees in New Orleans, then it’s only natural some architect would create… floating houses. Aubrey O’Day showed her nearly-naked ass on Twitter for no...
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Teacher Sex Gets Crazier With Bronx Tale

A Bronx teacher is in custody today after it was revealed he may have been having a sexual relationship with a 15-year-old girl for a period of up to one year. This case has a bow tied up on top of it, as the DA’s office knows it can wrap this...
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While You Were Sleeping: Roman Polanski Finally Caught

Is Penelope Cruz pregnant by her boyfriend, Javier Bardem? The rumor mill is in full swing. The accusations are flying in the John Edwards sex scandal story– now Elizabeth is being accused of having lesbian affairs during the campaign years. Best...
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Lunchtime Link Love: The Jim and Pam Wedding Craze

Here’s a list of 18 things you should tell your son about women– and life in general. It seems hipsters are taking over another racket– the singles night event scene– and bringing their cheap beer and positive vibrations with...
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‘Super Sperm’ Will Ruin Us All

We’re pretty sure half the men who read this article will soon go around bragging about having “super sperm.” After all, who wouldn’t want their semen to be so powerful and evolved, they are actually… uh, infertile.
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While You Were Sleeping: Ashley Alexandra Dupre’s Comeback

“New 2009 World AIDS Day posters are shocking to say the least. The murky ads feature Stalin, Hitler, and Saddam Hussain in explicit poses with female partners. An overlay reads ‘AIDS Is A Mass Murderer. Protect Yourself!’”
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Lunchtime Link Love: The Cougar Cruise

“Working too many hours in an adult atmosphere without adequate supervision can lead to exposure to adults and eventually sexual activity with older partners, especially for young girls” says a new study. Chris Robinson, the lead singer of the...
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