Oh, please God, let this e-mail exchange between two “gentlemen” college students turn out to be real. We have no idea who Sofia Vergara, but she is apparently an overnight celebrity for all the wrong reasons. Well, one reason– seen...

Jenna Jameson said she isn’t a professional blow job artist during an appearance on Oprah. Ron Wood and the rest of the Faces have decided to reunite even though Rod Stewart passed. Their touring vocalist may end up being that dude from Simply...

Answer: after she gives us one more present…

Cracked assembled a Photoshop essay showing what the world might look like if the internet ceased to exist. We particularly like the one with the girl suddenly getting an A+ on her grammar test. Men and women are not wimpy, according to a new essay refuting...

We’re starting the day with this simply to get it out of the way: the video that claims to prove Michael Jackson is still alive. It floated around the internet all day yesterday and was disputed by every single person who saw it. Literally. I mean,...

We’re moving into the tail end of summer, people, and we didn’t get to go on any Slip ‘N Slides this year. All would be fine if someone would just build us one of these monstrous waterslides and project our burning asses into the stratosphere…...

This YouTube ad was circulating last week, but we ignored it at the time because we were pretty sure that, at any moment, someone would call “Fake!” or at least “Spec commercial!” Reportedly, it is actually a commercial for Barneys...

This Yelp review of a San Diego Planned Parenthood, courtesy of BuzzFeed, is either hilarious or the most disturbing thing ever written, depending on your world view.

Yesterday, we published explosive topless photos of Britney Spears and the reaction was immediate: “What? These are obviously fake.” We would’ve felt the same way, but close examination of the photos determined that at least some of...

There’s been a good deal of debate in the past on Scanner about “real or fake” celebrity boobs. We figured it’s time for a refresher course, courtesy of Howcast…

If we never put up another post again, we will have officially ended at a peak level of cultural importance: Britney Spears has posed naked for photos, and we obtained them.