Why in the hell does someone like Lorenzo Lamas have a television show? If Lorenzo Lamas gets a television show, shouldn’t a boll weevil get a television show? Both are equally interesting creatures. Of course, boll weevils aren’t often seen...

Last night’s season premiere of the Desperate Housewives of Greedytrash, California featured a long segment about star Gretchen Rossi’s nude photo scandal, which continues to threaten to keep this show on the air. Rossi’s fellow backstabbers...

Don’t you all jump on this job at the same time now. It’s mine! Okay, well, if I didn’t harbor a very deep hatred for reality TV and if my life weren’t already too public, it’d be mine. But since I do and it is, I’ll...

Lots of reality shows give you the promise of gross personal injury, but so often it’s little more than hype (we’re looking at you, Survivor). But that’s not the case on the Real World/Road Rules Challenge, when contestant Shauvon Torres...

Can you imagine what would happen if we had this law and applied it to reality TV? “A Saudi court has sentenced a man to five years in jail and 1,000 lashes for boasting about his sexual exploits on television, in a case that has divided public...

You may not know this, but there was an entire three-hour-long award show that followed Neil Patrick Harris’s glorious television-themed musical number on CBS last night. I know, crazy! There wasn’t much of note in this year’s Emmy...

I have a confession to make: I’ve never seen a single episode of MTV’s fakeality show, The Hills. But I read enough Us Weekly whilst on the toilet to know exactly what’s going on in the lives of Heidi, Spencer, Audrina, Brody and Kristen...

No one is 100% sure just what is happening during this audition for the British show The X Factor. Some say it’s a boner… others are crying “Fake!” But there’s no way even Simon Cowell could’ve staged this classic...

Today in “When Reality Shows Go Wrong”: Karee Gibson is a 21-year-old mother who only wanted to get her wedding paid for by the producers of Bridezillas. But, in exchange, she says, she had to sell her soul to the We network…

More to Love, Fox’s reality show that pits “plus-size” women against each other in the fight for one large-lady-lovin’ man’s heart premieres tomorrow. People, Salon and USA Today have each critiqued the series and the ladies...

Here’s an imaginary mashup of a bunch of new reality shows we refuse to watch. [Vulture] Speaking of television we refuse to watch, Diddy just got another show. [Yahoo!] Thinking of joining the army to help pay off those student loans? Defense...

Here’s how this promotion apparently works: Gene Simmons taunts you, via pantomime, from a urinal cake regarding the size of your family jewels. You then unleash a torrent of something that sounds much like the word Kiss but starts with a P, onto...