It’s not every week that two major celebrity sex tapes leak… even if both of them turn out to be not as scandalous as we first thought…

Why in the hell does someone like Lorenzo Lamas have a television show? If Lorenzo Lamas gets a television show, shouldn’t a boll weevil get a television show? Both are equally interesting creatures. Of course, boll weevils aren’t often seen...

It’s safe to say we’re always about two years behind when it comes to finding cool new bands if left to our own devices, that’s why we rely on people much cooler than ourselves, like Scanner Brian and the folks at NPR (?) to tell us...

Two young men are under arrest after playing a pornographic DVD on one of the giant HDTV at their local Wal-Mart. You know, the internet has free porn now…

Natalie Portman, Amber Rose, and– believe it or not– even Levi Johnston streaked their way through our offices this week. Luckily, we were there with our cameras and laptops…

Earlier this year, we brought you the story of model Liskula Cohen, who was suing Blogger (owned by Google) to learn the name of the anonymous writer of some “slanderous” posts about her. Yesterday, a judge ruled in her favor, showing that...

We’re following up yesterday’s highly successful (and, as always, deeply controversial) He Said/She Said with the Houston Chronicle’s second column of relationship tips for young people, “A girl’s guide for guys,”...

My answer to the Houston Chronicle piece is a bit different than Emily’s. For one thing, I’m almost as clueless as the guy who wrote the original story, A Guy’s Guide For Girls. If I could explain why guys are often such insensitive...

Judging from the comment section, it seems many of the regular readers of Scanner are in their late 20’s or early 40’s. In a way, this actually makes this story about “your 30’s” even more relevant…

We get dozens of e-mails every day asking for everything: blow jobs, sex advice, link-backs, and for information on a “redhaired butt bandit in Kansas City.” We ignore 99% of them, based on headlines alone, usually because they’re clearly...

The big story in Germany this week: its sex industry is in big financial trouble. Yes, Germany– unlike pretty much every other country in the world– cares about its hookers, strippers, and right-wing politicians fluffers. It’s enough...

One family of what most be some filthy rich people are keeping the plastic surgeons rolling in cash: between one mom and four daughters, they’ve had a total of nine breast enhancement surgeries. Didn’t these people learn anything about repeat...