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It is no secret that I, Scanner Emily, like hairy men with bellies. This fact has been stated here time and time and again. But what if I told you I also love the natural scent of man? And that Justin Timberlake agrees with me?
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Posted by Emily Farris
Sep 1st, 2009
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Some men just look better with beards. Here are five of them.
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Posted by Emily Farris
Aug 28th, 2009
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Sometimes we hear a band that’s been all talked up by our hipster friends and upon hearing it think to ourselves WTF?! Every once in a while we come around, but we have to agree that this indie band flow chart is a pretty good barometer for popularity....
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Posted by Emily Farris
Aug 18th, 2009
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My parents, teachers, et al always told me, “You can do anything you put your mind to.” I believed it, and other than that whole “scoring a smart dude with a beard” thing, they have so far been right. But one writer claims that’s...
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Posted by Emily Farris
Jul 23rd, 2009
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While watching Conan last night we started to crush on Jonah Hill a little. (We even Twittered about it.) And after watching this clip you, too, will have to admit there’s something just so damn likable about him.
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Posted by Emily Farris
Jul 22nd, 2009
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Dorky technology attached to his person and all. But we have to admit: our dad (when he has one) sports a much better beard.
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Posted by Emily Farris
Jul 15th, 2009
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In the wake of the untimely deaths of both Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett (and the more timely death of Ed McMahon) TV pitchman Billy Mays, who was found dead by his wife over the weekend, may not get the attention he deserves.
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Posted by Emily Farris
Jun 29th, 2009
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What image are you trying to convey with that goatee or chin strap? Who cares? We say it makes us not want to sleep with you while fully admitting that that, yes, our “unkempt hipster vagina” is totally wet for your full beard.
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Posted by Emily Farris
Jun 24th, 2009
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We’re going to miss the Air Sex World Championships when they pass through Kansas City later this month, but that doesn’t mean we can’t give its host a little love here on Scanner.
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Posted by Emily Farris
Jun 5th, 2009
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We have yet to see Stephen Soderbergh’s The Girlfriend Experience with porn star Sasha Grey, so we don’t get every allusion in this parody, The Boyfriend Experience. What we do know is that it has a burly bearded dude in it, so we’re...
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Posted by Emily Farris
Jun 2nd, 2009
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Meet David Traver. The Anchorage, AK resident was crowned the beardiest man in the world at the World Beard and Moustache Competition held in his hometown over the weekend. His 20-inch natural full beard earned him top honors, but he had some stiff competition…...
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Posted by Emily Farris
May 26th, 2009