It’s not every week that two major celebrity sex tapes leak… even if both of them turn out to be not as scandalous as we first thought…

This is the week we got revenge. On Twilight… on Chris Brown… and, best of all, Carrie Prejean. Therefore, we’ve had a glorious good time… here’s what you missed: . HIGHS: The week started out on a high note, thanks to Saturday...

Answer: after she gives us one more present…

This week’s Highs and Lows has been taken over by vampires, goblins, ghouls, cretins, and other reality television stars.

This could have been a dud of a week, what with little in the way of scandals, great top 5 lists, and nude photos to share, but we made do. Looking back, one might even say with all the high points, it was one of the ages…

The comments section was aflame this week, as readers sounded off on anti-choice cupcakes (we just liked the pastries), vagina fresheners, interracial marriage, and even gay vampires.

Hey, kids. Next week I’ll be taking a little staycation in the lovely Kansas City, MO but before I go here are the things that made us laugh, cry and throw up in our mouths a little this week.

Hey, that’s what “science” says.

While Scanner Emily’s away, the boys (and Drew Grant) will play…

I’ll be taking a much needed blogcation/tour de Northwest next week, but before I go here are the best of times and the worst of times from the short week we just shared.

Highs: We got all sappy over kissing robots. We watched the Muppets do Beatles covers. We figured out how we’ll keep super-duper warm this winter. Scanner Brian found his new girlfriend. We learned that if we get fired there is still work out there...

Natalie Portman, Amber Rose, and– believe it or not– even Levi Johnston streaked their way through our offices this week. Luckily, we were there with our cameras and laptops…