Miley Cyrus talked about her “mistakes” on today’s Today show (where she also performed that pole dancing song). [MTV] Do you want to smell like Kim Kardashian? If so, you’ll be super excited about her new fragrance. [People] What...

Meet the newest men of “Twilight.” [MTV] Did you know that Ted Kennedy was the first member of Congress to have a website? [Think Progress] We were super excited by the prospect of a movie sequel to “Heathers.” But if it’s...

Are you always hungry when you sit down to eat? No? Then you’re not eating “normally.” [NYT] Have we told you about Shit My Dad Says on Twitter yet? Too bad, we need to tell you again. [@ShitMyDadSays] Author Dominic Dunne died of cancer...

Here’s another one of those virginity charts, broken down by college major. [Inquisitr] Wikipedia will soon change the way you are able to edit entries about living people. [New York Times] Don’t have a boyfriend? Want one? Try the boyfriend...

There’s a whole story here but we don’t really need to read anything other than “accidental anal sex.” [True/Slant] Now here’s a Michael Jackson tribute we can get behind: New York City Councilwoman Letitia James wants to...

Leave it to our man Larry Flynt to appear to be the voice of reason in a time of near-total insanity. Here’s a list we’ve long wanted to write ourselves: the 11 Oldest Actors To Play Teenagers. Didn’t they forget the James Spader in...

We are on the edge of our seats waiting for the Bollywood tribute to Michael Jackson. Seriously. [Yahoo!] Nora, the “real” keyboard cat, who doesn’t really “play” the piano (she’s about as good as we are) was on the...

A really, really horny businessman paid 30 large for a gold sex toy. (In unrelated news, BuzzFeed discovered this ghastly all-purpose blow up doll thing, the infamous and ancient concubine masturbator.) Women who are “weight-conscious” don’t...

You can file this one under “someone who has too much time on his or her hands.” Someone with too much time on his or her hands compiled a list of every single word Don Draper uttered in the first season of Mad Men. [Unlikely Words] Oooh!...

Hey, guess what? Exercise won’t make you skinny. But we could have told you that. [TIME] Have friends who text while they drive? Send them this super-depressing PSA. [YouTube] Alyssa Milano married her boyfriend David Bugliari on Saturday in New...

The McDonald’s what burger? [AdRants] Amber Rose, Kanye West’s girlfriend, is proud to be called a “bisexual freak stripper.” Good for her. [The Inquisitr] Jon Gosselin is becoming douchier by the day. And if you’re lucky...

Guitar legend Les Paul is dead at 94. He apparently died of complications from pneumonia. [USA Today] Kourtney Kardashian, 30-year-old sister of Kim, is preggers. She announced on the Today show that Scott Disick, her on-again, off-again boyfriend, is...