This is the week we got revenge. On Twilight… on Chris Brown… and, best of all, Carrie Prejean. Therefore, we’ve had a glorious good time… here’s what you missed: . HIGHS: The week started out on a high note, thanks to Saturday...

Nothing says endless romance and forbidden lust like a reanimated abomination of stitched-together corpse bits.

Tracy Morgan has a new biography hitting the bloated chain bookstores next week (October 20), and he (or his people) are celebrating by releasing juicy, juicy expletive-filled excerpts. We’re sure I Am The New Black will be raw, honest, and hilarious...

Is SNL really our new source for viral video? Maybe! This one has NBC’s HD cameras hard at work, shooting beautiful slow motion footage of Andy Samberg, well, throwing things on the ground!

And if the screening I attended last night means anything, the real-life derby girls are big fans.

Saturday was SNL’s triumphant return with it’s 35th season premiere. New cast member Jenny Slate was doing a sketch as a biker chick who says “frickin’” a lot, and it was just a matter of time before she slipped up. Watch...

One of our favorite writers, Jim Carroll, is dead at the age of 60. Carroll, who wrote the autobiographical classic The Basketball Diaries at a very young age, suffered a heart attack in his Manhattan apartment, according to police.  Musician John Vanderslice...

Earlier this week, rumors were circulating that Casey Wilson was fired from SNL because she failed to lose 30 pounds during the show’s summer hiatus. Whether that’s true or not, the always-funny Wilson had a great comeback:

Science Direct reveals that– gasp– tall people are happier than short people. And every inch really does matter, apparently. It’s 2009’s big hipster weekend. All Tomorrow’s Parties, which is being held this year in upstate...

We never realized how many cast members of Saturday Night Live last one season or less until we read through this interesting slideshow. Italian Premier Silvio Berlusconi says he will not resign his position, even after new audio tapes indicate he has...

In a story published on Elle’s website, comedian-actor Andy Samberg goes toe-to-toe with Creative Director Joe Zee, with both men making suggestions for first date attire. Ladies, do either of these men know how to dress you?

Will Justin Timberlake join the cast of SNL on a permanent basis? If head writer Seth Meyers had his way, yes.