As if we weren’t already yuppie scum, we’re pretty sure we need these goldfish trash bags which are (of course) 100% biodegradable.

Will Ferrell is showing his gut and arse again, this time for a good cause other than LOLs: Cancer for College, an organization that awards scholarships to cancer patients. “The bottle says it all. I’ve always dreamed of owning a lotion company,”...

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VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST: You’ve had your eye on her/him for weeks. You know who I mean: that cute number who’s always buried behind a book at the corner cafe. Never fear, we’ve got your back with these step-by-step instructions on how to captivate...

Michael Jackson has postponed his UK tour. [Us] The worst part of visiting the home of a bachelor, or bachelors, is the sight and smell of pee splash. But one Japanese company may have found a way to eliminate it. [BuzzFeed] A “poem” up for...

VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST: One of the things I love about dating someone new is that first time I get to take a shower at their apartment. The intrigue of it all is beautifully titillating: the new smells, the mysterious products, the thrill of a unique...

VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST: A new relationship can be a tricky thing. For instance, you know that feeling when you and your new flame are hanging out on the couch watching a movie with the lights down low, and all you really want to do is jump in your...