Everyone’s sick of going to job fairs, so why not head to Paris for an, um, divorce fair? The Birther Movement is imploding– finally– with allegations that its leader asked one man, possibly Larry Sinclair, to lie about a gay love affair...

Dakota Fanning was named the Homecoming Queen of her high school. In other news, Dakota Fanning is fifteen-years-old. Drunken ewoks invaded the Today Show on Friday… or so the Today Show wants us to think. We’re thinking all of this was planned...

It turns out that Craig’s List is not going to be held responsible for those ridiculous prostitution cases. Cleveland, we’re sorry for making fun of you the other day. Some city had to be the brunt of that joke, and we unwisely chose you....

How is it possible that 115 girls are pregnant at one school of 800 females? Did a few popular girls get preggers, inspiring everyone else to follow their example? And what the hell is the school doing to stop the spiraling population? Don’t tell...

The gossip blogs are buzzing today with the news that some best-selling author chick married some guy named Combs. How does one get a bag of marijuana stuck to one’s forehead? And how does one not notice, especially if one hasn’t started...

The Jennifer Aniston-John Mayer romance is back on again. And again. A Jackson, Mississippi girl is butting heads with her principal, who doesn’t want to allow the yearbook to use the girl’s senior photo. The girl is a 17-year-old lesbian...

Esquire thinks so! If I’m a gay man but I hate Twilight, does that mean I don’t want to have sex with gay guys? Because that might cause some issues.

A Bronx teacher is in custody today after it was revealed he may have been having a sexual relationship with a 15-year-old girl for a period of up to one year. This case has a bow tied up on top of it, as the DA’s office knows it can wrap this...

Miley Cyrus is having a rough couple of years: the media decided a while back that it was okay to criticize her for decisions about photo shoots that were made by adults. Then she was widely trashed for dating a “legal” man, while still not...

From the reputable sources at, um, OnlineBootyCall.com comes this survey of the five worst colleges for hooking up… along with a very unscientific unveiling of the best. Did your alma mater make it?

The pundits and attack dogs are doing all they can to smear Ted Kennedy in the wake of his death last week from brain cancer. And, of course, the man’s record is not exactly spotless…

The dreaded rumors are true: Bob Dylan is releasing a Christmas album next month. Fortunately, it’s all for charity. A loophole in a 1984 law means pornographers who sell to children for the next 90 days in England will not have to face prosecution....