This unintentionally hilarious post that BuzzFeed discovered lists questions you should ask your new boyfriend (to scare him the hell away.) Examples include “If you were a geometric shape what would you like to be?” and “Would you...

The gossip blogs are buzzing today with the news that some best-selling author chick married some guy named Combs. How does one get a bag of marijuana stuck to one’s forehead? And how does one not notice, especially if one hasn’t started...

In this month’s Marie Claire, blogger Maura Kelly tries a strap-on… with a guy. A bra that can turn into a set of gas masks is the winner of this year’s IgNobel Prize for Public Health. Four strippers from a New Zealand strip joint...

Here’s a sappy love story to start your week off on a positive note: a woman married her first love, whom she met more than twenty years ago, after running into him again thanks to Facebook.

Harry Potter star Emma Watson, the 19-year-old Brit who plays Hermoine Grainger in the film series, says the camaraderie she has with her male co-stars is a detriment to her dating life.

From the reputable sources at, um, OnlineBootyCall.com comes this survey of the five worst colleges for hooking up… along with a very unscientific unveiling of the best. Did your alma mater make it?

Somewhere in our dad’s attic is a heavily duct-taped box of cringe-worthy love and break-up letters from a boy we crushed hard on in junior high school. This dramatic reading of a junior highish break-up letter has inspired us to dig out said box...

Meet the newest men of “Twilight.” [MTV] Did you know that Ted Kennedy was the first member of Congress to have a website? [Think Progress] We were super excited by the prospect of a movie sequel to “Heathers.” But if it’s...

Leave it to our man Larry Flynt to appear to be the voice of reason in a time of near-total insanity. Here’s a list we’ve long wanted to write ourselves: the 11 Oldest Actors To Play Teenagers. Didn’t they forget the James Spader in...

Yesterday, Scanner Brian and I both weighed in on the Houston Chronicle’s “A guy’s guide for girls” and today, we tackle the opposite, “A girl’s guide for guys,” which is much more useful. Regarding No. 1, that...

We’re taking the day off tomorrow because we’re both awesome and lazy, so we decided to cram “This Week In Gayness” and “This Week In Sex” into on big, orgasmic, orgiastic post. And it kind of works… First, we...

What happens when you put a bunch of hormonally charged teenagers in front of the teaser for New Moon, the next Twilight movie?