J.B. Smoove weighed in on the Seinfeld reunion on this season’s Curb Your Enthusiasm and sheds some light on what’s been left out and what might have been. “Genital herpes comes and goes–at least that’s what it looks like...

Melissa Joan Hart and that dude were eliminated from Dancing With The Stars the other night, resulting in their appearance on Jimmy Kimmel live last night. This would have completely escaped our radar, if not for the joke Jimmy made, Melissa’s...

Here’s the audio/video evidence that a woman called 911 to give a cop her phone number. Meet the (first?) internet toilet hip hop artist. Don’t worry if you’re stuck in a low-paying service job like this cashier/writer. If enough crazy...

On Thursday night at New York City’s famed Ziegfeld Theater, all the living members of Monty Python reunited for the first time in a few million years, complete with a cardboard cutout of Graham Chapman, who/which took audience questions about...

Insiders predict the new Michael Jackson movie is going to be one of the biggest openings ever, and could exceed $250 million in sales in its first five days of release. The Miss Italy 2010 calendar is out– not that anyone cares, but we love a...

The Jennifer Aniston-John Mayer romance is back on again. And again. A Jackson, Mississippi girl is butting heads with her principal, who doesn’t want to allow the yearbook to use the girl’s senior photo. The girl is a 17-year-old lesbian...

Here’s a list of 18 things you should tell your son about women– and life in general. It seems hipsters are taking over another racket– the singles night event scene– and bringing their cheap beer and positive vibrations with...

Natalie Imbruglia has allegedly made a music video, featuring her writhing around in some sort of mock sex tape, specifically to get back at her ex-husband. If you haven’t checked it out yet, don’t miss the endlessly-brilliant Eugene Mirman’s...

Thank God Californication will be back on TV on the 27th. There’s been a definite lack of boobs in the news lately. These screenshots from an upcoming episode feature the lovely Kristine Blackport, 2009’s next breakout star.

Eva Amurri - best known from her role in Saved! and as the daughter of Susan Sarandon - has a guest role as a stripper in the upcoming season of Californication - not shocking, given what we’ve already mentioned about Showtime’s priorities....

Why are these four women smiling in their mugshots? Because the CW will certainly bail them out any minute… oh, and they know they’re about to be household names because of their very arrests…

Jon Hamm is the closest you’ll ever get to Don Draper, Mad Men’s cigarette-lovin’ studmuffin. And the only way you’ll get to Jon Hamm is if his girlfriend of nine years, one Jennifer Westfeldt, finally gets tired of waiting for...