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While You Were Sleeping: Cosmo Stands Up For Abortion

J.B. Smoove weighed in on the Seinfeld reunion on this season’s Curb Your Enthusiasm and sheds some light on what’s been left out and what might have been. “Genital herpes comes and goes–at least that’s what it looks like...
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Ewan McGregor: My Nudity Is Feminism

Ewan McGregor stopped by that Craig Ferguson guy’s show to talk about his filthy films, taking his clothes off, and feminism– all in the same thought, sometimes…
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Poll: What’s Going To Happen On the Mad Men Season Finale?

It shouldn’t come as a surprise that we here at Scanner (and Nerve in general) are heavily invested in Mad Men. As devoted fans, we are are both eagerly anticipating and dreading Sunday night, when we’ll see the final episode of the third...
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The Tyra Show Features Woman With Two Vaginas

In yet another display of the finest and least sensational in television entertainment, today’s episode of The Tyra Banks Show features a woman with two vaginas. For your benefit, and because you have to take advantage of the moment before it passes...
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Top Five Sexiest BBC Stars

According to one American blogger, that is. You may or may not be aware that today is the seventy-third anniversary of the founding of the British Broadcasting Company, which is probably best known stateside as a news organization or “that channel that...
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Jimmy Kimmel’s Meanest Putdown?

Melissa Joan Hart and that dude were eliminated from Dancing With The Stars the other night, resulting in their appearance on Jimmy Kimmel live last night. This would have completely escaped our radar, if not for the joke Jimmy made, Melissa’s...
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Giving The Term ‘Boob Tube’ A Whole New Meaning

If this bra were sold in stores, it would serve two purposes:to give men another excuse to stare at your boobs and to ensure they don’t have to miss this week’s Heroes without taking their eyes off your usual striptease.
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Martha Stewart: A Cougar With a Cookie Cutter

Ladies, hold on to your men—especially if they like to eat and have an affinity for fluffy towels and decorative holiday wreaths. Martha Stewart outed herself as a cougar on The Jay Leno Show last night.
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The Monty Python Reunion Was Funnier Than It Had Any Right To Be

On Thursday night at New York City’s famed Ziegfeld Theater, all the living members of Monty Python reunited for the first time in a few million years, complete with a cardboard cutout of Graham Chapman, who/which took audience questions about...
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Adam Lambert Impersonates A Heterosexual With A Nude Model In Details

See, straight guys? All you need to do in order to get way up close and personal with a woman this smoking hot is be gay. One step to success!
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Hot Job Alert: The CW is Casting ‘Career-Minded Women’ Who Love Sex

Don’t you all jump on this job at the same time now. It’s mine! Okay, well, if I didn’t harbor a very deep hatred for reality TV and if my life weren’t already too public, it’d be mine. But since I do and it is, I’ll...
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Stephen Colbert Releases Stock-Market Porn

Do you think you’re ready for The Money Shot: Going Dow On It?
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