The best Playboy covers of all-time series continues with the lackluster (and yet still somewhat mesmerizing) 1990s. The oversharers at The Frisky weighed in with stories of The Best Sex They Ever Had. Most of it’s pretty bland, but perhaps this...

We have a lot to cover this week, so let’s make like an American male and skip the foreplay: This will change our lives forever or until we get some action: sexual positions for the lonely. What happens when you’re one of the lonely people...

This unintentionally hilarious post that BuzzFeed discovered lists questions you should ask your new boyfriend (to scare him the hell away.) Examples include “If you were a geometric shape what would you like to be?” and “Would you...

A New Zealand mayor who called poor people “appalling” has followed up his controversial remarks by suggesting we pay society’s underclass 10,000 bucks apiece to be voluntarily sterilized. He hopes this will lead to fewer “dead”...

The always-excellent blog Don’t Feed The Animals has a post this week called 10 Things You Didn’t Know About Sexual Biology (Couples Edition.) While most of you have been taught a few of these, they’re all at least mildly interesting: 1....

A man faces 20 years in prison for trying to pay a stripper with phony $50 bills. Let this be a lesson to you all: don’t mess with strippers. 7 Real Movie Titles That Sound Like Porn. Missing from the list: Blazing Saddles, lots more. David Beckham’s...

What do 36% of young people do after having sex? They write a status update, of course. The sex headline of the week is unfortunately for a story that we take very seriously: “Woman had 15 abortions over 17 years, describes herself as an ‘abortion...

In this month’s Marie Claire, blogger Maura Kelly tries a strap-on… with a guy. A bra that can turn into a set of gas masks is the winner of this year’s IgNobel Prize for Public Health. Four strippers from a New Zealand strip joint...

The British Government has asked Arnold Schwarzenegger to shut down a California-based website called Punternet that allows men, including Brits, to rate prostitutes around the world. (By the way, prostitution is not prohibited in the UK.) The Frisky...

Why did David Hasselhoff take his 17-year-old daughter to a “sex shop,” particularly since he just he got out of the hospital? Hey, that’s how you win elections: leak photos of your opponent dressed in drag, just days before the primary....

Natalie Imbruglia has allegedly made a music video, featuring her writhing around in some sort of mock sex tape, specifically to get back at her ex-husband. If you haven’t checked it out yet, don’t miss the endlessly-brilliant Eugene Mirman’s...

Wonkette weighs in on the Levi Johnston-Playgirl shoot: “We are pretty happy that of the two unlikely Wasilla-based media sensations of September 2008, Sarah Palin is now an unemployed twitterer and Levi Johnston is the celebrity (?) of September...