Conor McKeon on CollegeHumor has made our slow news day a little less painful with this silly compilation of possible pickup lines that might have worked for historical figures… Here are our favorites, with the full top 10 here.

What do 36% of young people do after having sex? They write a status update, of course. The sex headline of the week is unfortunately for a story that we take very seriously: “Woman had 15 abortions over 17 years, describes herself as an ‘abortion...

Ah, finally these men and women’s magazines are good for something: alerting us to ten of the brightest young leaders via its Top 10 College Women Competition.

Playboy recently posted a list called “Top 10 Sex Acts That Should Be Retired.” Strangely enough, The Dirty Sanchez isn’t on here… just handjobs, shower sex, spanking and… what the hell…?

We just came across a well-done DateDaily piece called “Top 10 Ways To Flirt With Women.” Out of the seven million or so stories floating around the internet claiming, “No, guys, seriously… this is how to pick up women,”...

Are table manners antiquated? While one part of us hopes not, another part of us is more than happy to eat food with our hands and forget that whole mulitiple-fork business. We laugh (out loud) at anyone who tries to eat ribs with a fork and knife, so...

Everyone knows that the internet is suffering through an ad sales slump. It’s also suffering through a major identity crisis and awkward, angst-ridden growing pains. One area of the web that’s thriving is this cost-saving blogs and penny-pinching...

Straying spouses beware… of the new DNA-chart paintings. Or something. (On a related note, did you know that in “Hong Kong, the wife of a husband who commits adultery is legally entitled to kill the mistress in any manner desired,...

Don’t miss this Nerve essay, written by a longtime sex researcher, on 10 unusual and amusing fetishes. Republican Senator John Ensign’s handwritten letters to his mistress were revealed. Wonkette had this classic excerpt:

COED Magazine just posted an exhaustive roundup of some of the funniest tattoos captured for posterity by incredulous onlookers. Between this list of “210 ‘WTF Were They Thinking Tattoos’” and that idiot who had 56 stars impaled...

We’ll be honest: we sort-of thought “slutty flight attendant” was the look Sarah Palin was going for all along. But she’s apparently upped the sluttiness and the flight attendant-ness and David Letterman has taken notice.

Haven’t seen the new Star Trek yet? You are not alone… in the universe! Ha… is joke. Seriously, this might end up being the first film in ages to actually draw in significant repeat business– Trekkies are over the moon, film buffs...