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Check out shots from the new Facebook movie– did you know Jesse Eisenberg is in it and David Fincher is directing? That’s going to be a strange combo.
We wish this was a fake story about a woman who had her vagina fall out… but it’s...
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Nov 5th, 2009
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From time to time, we like to bring you commercials from European TV– otherwise known as “Opposite Land,” where violence is abhorred and sex is a natural human endeavor. Those yokels!
Anyway, this ad for Vanrossen pants is beyond idiotic–...
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Oct 20th, 2009
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The comments section was aflame this week, as readers sounded off on anti-choice cupcakes (we just liked the pastries), vagina fresheners, interracial marriage, and even gay vampires.
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Oct 16th, 2009
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Ladies, are you having trouble getting your partner to linger downtown? Have you always thought, “If only my delicate lady-parts tasted and smelled more like, I don’t know…peppermint…all would be well?”
Well, your prayers have been answered...
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Oct 15th, 2009
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Have you seen this hideous/hilarious vagina dress, which Rachel Sklar of Mediaite calls a “vagina dentata shirt”? Do you remember what a vagina dentata is at least?
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Sep 28th, 2009
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Wonkette weighs in on the Levi Johnston-Playgirl shoot: “We are pretty happy that of the two unlikely Wasilla-based media sensations of September 2008, Sarah Palin is now an unemployed twitterer and Levi Johnston is the celebrity (?) of September...
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Sep 11th, 2009
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Lady Gaga must have trouble dealing with the men she dates. Based solely on the questions she’s been receiving about her private parts lately– which she addresses in the stunning interview excerpt printed below– it would seem all men...
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Sep 4th, 2009
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The big story yesterday was the New York Times expose on a New Orleans hospital under Katrina. The feature runs for 18 online pages and cost the paper an estimated $40,000 to produce.
The CEO of the Richmond SPCA, who mostly recently made headlines by...
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Aug 28th, 2009
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The Frisky has a story going around called “10 Things Men Forget To Do During Sex.” Guys, if you’re forgetting even a handful of these essentials, you are definitely doing it wrong…
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Aug 19th, 2009
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Watch Shakira shake her “naked” behind… or writhe around in a cage while spreading her “naked” legs for the camera… watch her knock down the last wall separating her music and potential porn star careers…
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Aug 3rd, 2009
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When the internet gets on a roll, it cannot be stopped.
After a month of slow news days, we have some real goldmines for you. (Click here if you missed the Greatest Voicemail in the History of Mankind.) This NSFW video– pretty much for language...
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Jul 24th, 2009
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Was this girl fired for being “too hot for prison?” And will Natalie Portman be playing her in the made-for-HBO movie or what?
These New York youngin’s know exactly where babies come from. They grow up so fast on the mean streets of...
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Posted by Brian Fairbanks
Jul 17th, 2009