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While You Were Sleeping: What 13.9% Of Men Are Lying To You About

Check out shots from the new Facebook movie– did you know Jesse Eisenberg is in it and David Fincher is directing? That’s going to be a strange combo. We wish this was a fake story about a woman who had her vagina fall out… but it’s...
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Sexy German Clothing Ad Steams Up Your Pants

From time to time, we like to bring you commercials from European TV– otherwise known as “Opposite Land,” where violence is abhorred and sex is a natural human endeavor. Those yokels! Anyway, this ad for Vanrossen pants is beyond idiotic–...
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Scanner Highs And Lows: Controversy And Cupcakes

The comments section was aflame this week, as readers sounded off on anti-choice cupcakes (we just liked the pastries), vagina fresheners, interracial marriage, and even gay vampires.
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Would You Add Flavor To Your Lady Parts?

Ladies, are you having trouble getting your partner to linger downtown? Have you always thought, “If only my delicate lady-parts tasted and smelled more like, I don’t know…peppermint…all would be well?” Well, your prayers have been answered...
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Introducing… the World’s Finest Vagina Shirt

Have you seen this hideous/hilarious vagina dress, which Rachel Sklar of Mediaite calls a “vagina dentata shirt”? Do you remember what a vagina dentata is at least?
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This Week In Sex: School’s In And Teacher Sex Is Back

Wonkette weighs in on the Levi Johnston-Playgirl shoot: “We are pretty happy that of the two unlikely Wasilla-based media sensations of September 2008, Sarah Palin is now an unemployed twitterer and Levi Johnston is the celebrity (?) of September...
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Lady Gaga Has Trouble Dating, Escaping Inappropriate Questions From Men

Lady Gaga must have trouble dealing with the men she dates. Based solely on the questions she’s been receiving about her private parts lately– which she addresses in the stunning interview excerpt printed below– it would seem all men...
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While You Were Sleeping: The Woman With Two Vaginas

The big story yesterday was the New York Times expose on a New Orleans hospital under Katrina. The feature runs for 18 online pages and cost the paper an estimated $40,000 to produce. The CEO of the Richmond SPCA, who mostly recently made headlines by...
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Guys, Are We Forgetting Something When We Get It On?

The Frisky has a story going around called “10 Things Men Forget To Do During Sex.” Guys, if you’re forgetting even a handful of these essentials, you are definitely doing it wrong…
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Shakira Tries For A Comeback… In A Nude Bodysuit

Watch Shakira shake her “naked” behind… or writhe around in a cage while spreading her “naked” legs for the camera… watch her knock down the last wall separating her music and potential porn star careers…
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Her Vagina Is The Biggest Thing In Town

When the internet gets on a roll, it cannot be stopped. After a month of slow news days, we have some real goldmines for you. (Click here if you missed the Greatest Voicemail in the History of Mankind.) This NSFW video– pretty much for language...
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While You Were Sleeping: Boozing It Up At Starbucks

Was this girl fired for being “too hot for prison?” And will Natalie Portman be playing her in the made-for-HBO movie or what? These New York youngin’s know exactly where babies come from. They grow up so fast on the mean streets of...
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