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Scanner Highs And Lows: Sexy Halloween

This week’s Highs and Lows has been taken over by vampires, goblins, ghouls, cretins, and other reality television stars.
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Who Would You Rather: Sexy Female Vampire Edition

Earlier this week, we asked which sexy male vampire you’d rather do (Kiefer Sutherland’s David in “The Lost Boys” or Robert Pattinson’s Edward in “Twilight”) and now we’d like to hear your opinions on these lovely...
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Video: Edward and Bella Share a Kiss in “New Moon”

As we’ve mentioned before, we’re not into the whole vampire thing. But we are into kissing, and apparently this video of teenage vampires Edward and Bella kissing in the upcoming “New Moon” is a big deal. So here you go. Happy...
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Who Would You Rather: Sexy Vampire Edition

We never really got in on the whole vampire craze. We have yet to pick up any of the Twilight books, nor have we seen a single episode of “True Blood.” But the Lost Boys remains one of our favorite movies ev-ar, and Halloween is right around...
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Snoop Dogg Wants in on the Vampire Craze

Snoop Dogg wants to play a vampire on “True Blood.” And we sort-of feel like whatever Snoop Dogg wants, Snoop Dogg should get. Are you with us or are you with us?
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Are Girls Vampire-Crazy Because They Want To Have Sex With Gay Men?

Esquire thinks so! If I’m a gay man but I hate Twilight, does that mean I don’t want to have sex with gay guys? Because that might cause some issues.
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New Moon Trailer Is An Exercise In Ridiculousness

I’ve tried very hard to avoid Twilight in every part of my life, readers, but eventually it becomes like trying to avoid oxygen. (My secret shame is that I paid ten dollars to see the first movie in theaters - though at that point I didn’t...
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Vampire Diaries Actresses Arrested For Flashing People

Why are these four women smiling in their mugshots? Because the CW will certainly bail them out any minute… oh, and they know they’re about to be household names because of their very arrests…
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Amish Romance Novels Fulfill Your Deepest Hand-Holding Desires

Apparently young Amish lovers are the new abstinent vampires. According to an article in the Wall Street Journal yesterday Amish romance novels, lovingly known as “bonnet books,” are all the rage. The books, written by non-Amish writers,...
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While You Were Sleeping: Viagra Fraud

“According to Greenspun’s theory [re: the internet], men are more likely than women to engage in endeavors that are associated with high social status but low practical return — for example, bickering over minutiae on Wikipedia or commanding...
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Before You Go: Natalie Portman’s Secret Obsession

Meet the newest men of “Twilight.” [MTV] Did you know that Ted Kennedy was the first member of Congress to have a website? [Think Progress] We were super excited by the prospect of a movie sequel to “Heathers.” But if it’s...
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Anna Paquin Thinks More Actresses Should Get Naked

Anna Paquin appears in this month’s Nylon magazine and, in her interview, got something off her ample chest about female nudity in movies and television…
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