Yes, that’s a real movie, though much in the way that Velveeta is “real” cheese. And there is truly no more appropriate comparison. I think this deserves our attention:

Carmen Electra, who was apparently famous on MTV at one time, is best known in recent years for appearing in a how-to stripper video. So, it’s fitting that her next attempt to stay relevant is to put out a phony sex tape– one of those low-light...

I think the best possible description for this video is “erotic nightmare.”

Like a bottle of 100-proof vodka, there are some things that are difficult to handle in seven minutes. Turns out, the last decade of your life is on that list.

What is your underwear doing for the planet? This commercial for PACT organic underwear (via AdFreak) includes two hot people whose clothing literally flies off their bodies. So that’s a nice way to star the morning.

Guys, I don’t even know. Can you really “list” something that clearly comes from beyond the borders of our dimension, and may not even adhere to the concepts of mathematics as we know them? YES!

Ewan McGregor stopped by that Craig Ferguson guy’s show to talk about his filthy films, taking his clothes off, and feminism– all in the same thought, sometimes…

Nothing says endless romance and forbidden lust like a reanimated abomination of stitched-together corpse bits.

Suzane Sommers can’t remember your face, but she does remember the great sex you had together.

I don’t get into fights when I’m in relationships, probably because whoever I’m seeing already knows that I’m always right, and so there’s really no point in trying to start an argument. It’s like challenging the sun...

I think we can all agree that video games provide a perfect opportunity for our adolescent selves to dabble in a safe and arrest-avoiding version of serial killing. Who hasn’t knowingly let someone die on Oregon Trail or pulled out someone’s...

Years before hipster fashion appropriated a good two decades of American past, The Onion came out with a pretty prescient article, “U.S. Dept. Of Retro Warns: ‘We May Be Running Out of Past.’ And now that the crotch-hugging seventies...