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Jason Segel Wants You To Call Him At This Number…

Noted drummer and sometime actor Jason Segel took the stage with The Swell Season in Los Angeles the other night to play a new song that he’d wrote for the women of the world and, in particular, you.
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Video: The Decade In Seven Minutes

Like a bottle of 100-proof vodka, there are some things that are difficult to handle in seven minutes. Turns out, the last decade of your life is on that list.
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Do Not Watch This Video If You’re Hopeful For The Future

There’s a video that’s going around YouTube that would’ve escaped our attention if not for the fact that it’s undeniably frightening. A video reporter goes out to the street and asks people to name the President, Vice President,...
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Real or Fake: Caught Getting Naked

With the booming popularity of camera phones and YouTube, all aspects of our secret lives are bubbling to the surface. In the past, you would assume most bizarre stories were either exaggerated or urban legends, but now we can prove, with multiple angles...
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Jimmy Kimmel’s Meanest Putdown?

Melissa Joan Hart and that dude were eliminated from Dancing With The Stars the other night, resulting in their appearance on Jimmy Kimmel live last night. This would have completely escaped our radar, if not for the joke Jimmy made, Melissa’s...
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Lunchtime Link Love: Heidi Klum, Dressed Only In Chocolate

Via Fleshbot “The process for removal of a sitting president - removal for any reason - is within the province of Congress, not the courts,” ruled a Judge who tossed another one of those loony lawsuits. It truly is taking over the world:...
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While You Were Sleeping: Long-Distance Dating

It turns out that Craig’s List is not going to be held responsible for those ridiculous prostitution cases. Cleveland, we’re sorry for making fun of you the other day. Some city had to be the brunt of that joke, and we unwisely chose you....
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Lunchtime Link Love: Waiting For The Love Of Your Life

U2 will stream Sunday’s live show in Pasadena via YouTube. 25% of British women under 50 prefer to use condoms, while 25% prefer The Pill, the first time condom users have caught up to pill users. The reason? Rampant STDs, of course.
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Lunchtime Link Love: Facebook vs. MySpace vs. Twitter

Here’s a cool map that charts 50 years of human space exploration. I say “human” because we’re not sure how much territory Marvin the Martian has covered. The Supreme Court has agreed to hear the infamous sex-slave-website case,...
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Is This SYMS Ad Sexist, Offensive, or Hilarious?

Jezebel alerted us to an ad that seems to suggest that you can forget a woman’s name, present her with dead flowers, laugh at her for having opinions, make her pay for dinner (the nerve of some people!), and generally come off like Tucker Max without...
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Lunchtime Link Love: Sarah Silverman’s Sex Tape

We know this hilarious advertisement from overseas is a few years old, but most of you have never seen it. Plus, it involves ridding a saddle, vibrations, and happy Asian girls. Let’s hope that Amy Winehouse gets it together to make a sequel to...
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The Men of 1987 Want To Date You

The Found Footage Film Festival, which kicks off on Friday (and Saturday) in New York City, will tour the country with an hourlong compendium of clips found at flea markets, tag sales, and in the trash. Home videos, porn (maybe?), and genius stuff like...
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