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Give Her the Right Idea

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[Jonathan Adler]

Jonathan Adler obviously knows that the secret to getting some action is to surround oneself with subtle, sexual imagery. How else to explain the boobilicious vase Alex showed us back in February?

While the forthcoming banana vase is a lot less obvious, it still screams penetration to my puerile, filthy mind.

(And no, I have not had sex with any produce, pies, or other edible objects, though I am a huge proponent of sizzling body candy.)

So yes. Sprinkle your home base with both obvious and not-so-obvious sexual imagery to increase your chances of getting laid.

Then again, if you already have a nude portrait hanging in your bedroom, I suppose that subtlety isn't as necessary to you.

[Via Design Milk]

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