A trip to the beach means some stiff competition of bright towels, skimpy suits, and body parts on display. But if you really want to catch the eye of passersby, put your money on this barbecue grill beach towel. It's a delicious way to send all the right messages.

Already hot? Uh huh. Sizzlin' in the sun? Check. Room for one more pair of buns? Absolutely. My final assessment? Watch out for sexy cannibals, and don't worry too much about comparing yourself to a piece of meat. This is the beach, after all.

[$17, Lighter Side]

[via Random Good Stuff]