So you've just had an entire pizza for lunch and you've got a date in two hours; you need to look svelte... and fast. Enter the RIPT FUSION hot-body-creating shirt for men:

Whether you call it a compression garment or a girdle for guys, the RIPT FUSION shirt sucks in the flabby parts and creates a toned, muscly (albeit faux) physique. With its patent-pending technology, this shirt replaces your crappy, un-muscly undershirt and shapes your abs while improving posture.

As the folks at RIPT FUSION say, "have your six-pack and drink it, too!" Let's just hope that your date won't think it's weird when you keep your shirt on in the sack.

[$58, RIPT FUSION]

[via Gizmodo]