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Aug 6th, 2009

Tool of Seduction: An Ode to My Sliquid

Posted by Steph Auteri

sliquid

I know it's not anything crazy like a Sexercise Ball. Or romantic, like massage candles and wine (especially when enhanced by pheromones). But, goddammit, I love my Sliquid.

Which is why I'd like to thank my bottle of Sliquid for all the times when I was:

  • too tired

  • too stressed

  • too full

  • too self-conscious

  • too down-in-the-dumps

  • too busy

  • too aggravated

  • and too damn dry

to feel turned on enough for sex.

You slipped me over the edge just about every time, and damn was it good.

Even better? Sliquid is glycerine free, which makes it friendlier to both my hoo-ha and my vibrator.

[$14.36, Condomania]

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5 Comments

By hoo-ha do you mean vagina?

Lawrence commented on Aug 06 09 at 10:46 pm

[...] I apparently have no problem sticking foreign gels and lubricants into my crotch area, I was excited to try it out. Especially [...]

Blind Date with: An Arousal Gel | Tools of Attraction commented on Aug 07 09 at 9:13 pm

I go through phases, in which I like to call my vag different things. For the longest time, I was completely enamored of a term my friend used: puchacha.

Steph Auteri commented on Aug 10 09 at 1:00 pm

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Tool of Seduction: A $3,000 Orgasm | Tools of Attraction commented on Sep 15 09 at 9:22 pm

[...] Week Three: By this point, I was sniffing my wrist so frequently, I felt like a drug addict. It just smelled so…nice. And I suppose that, in a way, experiencing that scent was relaxing. As for my arousal levels, Scentuelle seemed ineffective when faced with my long hours, my work frustrations, and my low energy levels. Is my dry vag untreatable!? Is yours!? (Well…one can always use copious amounts of Sliquid.) [...]

Blind Date with: The Scentuelle Patch | Tools of Attraction commented on Oct 16 09 at 6:57 pm

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