What's big, black, and sends vibrations with excessive force?The Wall of Sound is a giant iPod dock.
I've had my fair share of experience with penis-inspired decor, and honestly, it hasn't necessarily turned me off of the decor-owner in question.
I've always been a big proponent of chair sex, not in the least because it's a fun way to spice things up and get out of the tried-and-true bedroom routine.
While I'm not a celebrity hound, I admit that I've got an occasional curiosity about the sex lives of celebrities.
In my apartment, pulling down the shades usually means there's hanky panky about to be had.
If subtlety isn't your strong suit, it might be time to invest in your very own door hand-le.
... they'd probably commend you on your excellent taste in decor. But if the walls can't praise your keen eye for design, your date most definitely will.Nothing illustrates desirable bachelor/ette quite like an apartment styled to perfection.
When a girl is looking for love, she keeps an eye out for indications that you're the type who can commit.
The Bachelor Pad is truly a sacred space, but that doesn't mean it can't be dressed up a little.
You know it's true; your new flame is smokin' hot.
