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Turn-On: Rock Stars with Beards

The sensitive folk artist/rocker: typically characterized by awesome guitar skills, thin frame, long greasy hair, and a nice beard. I'm not even into dudes and my blood is starting to flow to all the wrong places. For everyone out there who is just i

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I Heart Mustaches

Either you hate mustaches, like mustaches, or love mustaches ironically.If you're of the hipster persuasion, then it's a given that you ironically love the 'stache.

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Hey, Let's Go Do Fun Stuff

Behold, once again, the awesome powers of suggestion.Though I don't know that I'd suggest sporting the manic look this particular woman is using, this T-shirt will save you the trouble of actually approaching someone with a fumbling pick-up line, and

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Show Her What You're Made Of

I've said it before, but it's worth repeating: smarts are damned sexy.

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Looking Trim

Nothing says "understated class" like a simple, nicely-fitted shirt.It also doesn't hurt if it's a re-issue of a classic style made popular by the mods in the 60s.The Brutus Trimfit shirt has been re-launched, with every detail matching the original

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Strong, Independent Woman

They say you shouldn't wear message tees past a certain age, but they'll end up prying my super breakfast T-shirt from my cold, dead hands.

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Date or Run Screaming: He Dresses Like Jon Gosselin

Would you date a guy wearing an Ed Hardy T-shirt?I had already considered the brand laughable for its completely fabricated version of faux rebellion but, now that Hardy has paired up with Jon Gosselin, it all makes a sort of horrible sense:Both Hard

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Inventory She'll Lust After: The Boyfriend Shirt

Take it from a girl who's worn 'em, the boyfriend shirt is a beautiful thing.

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Date or Run Screaming: Girdle Shirt

So you've just had an entire pizza for lunch and you've got a date in two hours; you need to look svelte... and fast.

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The Father of Her Children

While some of us don't give two fig's about a man's long-term potential -- aside from how long he can keep it up in bed -- there are others of us who are looking for something with staying power: the man of our dreams...the father of our future child