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Playing This Guitar Won't Get You Laid

It used to go like this: buy a guitar, learn a few Counting Crows songs, get laid.It wasn't always a foolproof plan -- but when it worked, it worked.Now it seems that being kick-ass at Rock Band and Guitar Hero is enough to impress someone.

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You Had Me at Bacon

What does it take to make you fall in love? A lover of words? A fancy schmancy car? Rock-solid abs? Great cleavage?

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(Reluctant) Girl Crush: Katy Perry Dresses Like an Animal

Fashion victim or visionary? Beats me.But no matter what you think of Katy Perry, you have to admit that her wardrobe turns heads.

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Doodle Love

Do you sometimes think that if people saw your doodles, it would paint a better picture of yourself for passing eyes?

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You'll Grow to Love My Beard

I'm a fan of the fresh-faced look. Baby-smooth cleft chins and fuzz-free cheeks that don't leave stubble burn all over my neck and chest area.

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Hey, Let's Go Do Fun Stuff

Behold, once again, the awesome powers of suggestion.Though I don't know that I'd suggest sporting the manic look this particular woman is using, this T-shirt will save you the trouble of actually approaching someone with a fumbling pick-up line, and

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Show Her What You're Made Of

I've said it before, but it's worth repeating: smarts are damned sexy.

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Strong, Independent Woman

They say you shouldn't wear message tees past a certain age, but they'll end up prying my super breakfast T-shirt from my cold, dead hands.

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Date or Run Screaming: He Dresses Like Jon Gosselin

Would you date a guy wearing an Ed Hardy T-shirt?I had already considered the brand laughable for its completely fabricated version of faux rebellion but, now that Hardy has paired up with Jon Gosselin, it all makes a sort of horrible sense:Both Hard

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Date or Run Screaming: Girdle Shirt

So you've just had an entire pizza for lunch and you've got a date in two hours; you need to look svelte... and fast.

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