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Happy Hour: Tote Your Wine

Wine is the perfect date drink. It gets you sufficiently tipsy, yet you still remain conscious (if you stick to one bottle). When you're going over a date's place though, brown bagging the wine is a little on the classless side.

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Happy Hour: Remove Her Clothes

When you have a date over and you two are sipping wine, tell her to take her clothes off.No, not your date, but the buxom beauty above!Yes, I know she's a cartoon.

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Happy Hour: Happy Accidents

I find that wine drunk is the most ideal kind of drunk when you're on a date.

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Happy Hour: Big, Big Wine

If there was ever a miracle cure for first date jitters, it's got to be a generously poured glass of wine. Thinking back to the first date I ever had with my man, I was so nervous that one glass turned into three, which turned into most of a bottle.

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Happy Hour: Stop Me If You Can

Did you know that drinking red wine increases libido? Yep, it's the truth.

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Happy Hour: It Won't Matter What He Said/She Said

...because you'll both be too toasted to care!Next time you send a drink over to that cute redhead at the bar, choose quirky label He Said She Said.Because while everyone enjoys cheap standby Yellow Tail (boon to poor wine drinkers everywhere), it's

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Happy Hour: An Opener for the Corkscrew-Challenged

Okay, okay, so I didn't intend to include kitten porn when I set out to write a post about wine openers, but some things you just can't fight. And what better way to broach a crucial tool of attraction than with furry cuteness?

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Happy Hour: Barrel of Wine

Whether it's party time or an intimate get-together, red wine is always sure to put everyone in the mood.

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Happy Hour: Enough for Two

Remember, back in the day, when you were a poor college kid, you pregamed before going out to the clubs so that you didn't have to spend $12 on each flipping cocktail?And you'd down double shots of vanilla vodka and entire bottles of cheap wine and p

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Happy Hour: Winestein

Are you some rube that prefers your brews to wine, but your lady is forcing you to enjoy a fine Pinot Noir with your steak instead of a Bud?

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